Episode - 2F09\\
First Aired - 1/8/1995

After noticing that his buddies Lenny and Carl are privy to a lot of perks, Homer spies on them -- and discovers that they're part of a Freemasons-esque secret society called "The Stonecutters."
!!This episode contains examples of:
* AffectionateParody: The Stonecutters are a parody of the Illuminati.
* AGodAmI: Homer's attitude after becoming TheChosenOne.
-->'''Homer:''' I've always wondered if there was a god, and now I know there is -- and it's me.
** Subverted when Homer grows bored with all the stuff he gets, and decides to use his power over the Stonecutters for charity... which they ''hate''.
* AnAesop: Homer learns two of them. The main one being LonelyAtTheTop, and the secondary one NoChallengeEqualsNoSatisfaction.
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: Grandpa: "I'm an Elk, a Mason, a Communist, I'm the president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance [[NoodleIncident for some reason]]..."
* BrickJoke: The "No Homers" club.
* ExactWords / OneSteveLimit: The "No Homers" wouldn't let Homer Simpson in because they already had somebody else named Homer.
* {{Foreshadowing}}: Moe was in the process of explaining to Homer about TheChosenOne, only for Homer to stop caring. Funny too, since he ''is'' TheChosenOne.
* KidsAreCruel: Homer mentions he's been excluded all his life, even having a flashback to an example in his childhood. Marge uses this trope by name. Bart, passing by, uses this as an excuse to attack Lisa.
* InitiationCeremony: Part of Homer's initiation is having his behind paddled in different ways, one of which is [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment "The Paddling of the Swollen Ass... with Paddles!"]].
* {{Irony}}: The Stonecutters start growing sick of Chosen One Homer ''not'' because he's abusing his power, but because he decided to use it for ''good''.
* LoopholeAbuse: When the Stonecutters realized Homer would still rule their lives for as long as they were Stonecutters, they became "No Homers".
* TheOmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: Subverted: All they like to do is party. They quit when Homer tries to put their power to good use.
* [[{{PuttingAHandOverHisMouth}} Putting A Hand Over Her Mouth]]: Bart does this to Lisa under Homer's order when she, once again, annoys him with her pointless lectures.
* SecretCircleOfSecrets: The Stonecutters is a secret organization where nevertheless quite a lot of Springfieldians are member of. Even [[Film/PoliceAcademy Steve Guttenberg]], [[Series/TheATeam Mr. T]], Creator/JackNicholson, an alien who kind of looks like Kif from ''Futurama'', and UsefulNotes/GeorgeHWBush are apparently Stonecutters.
* SpecialGuest: Creator/PatrickStewart as "Number One"
* StartMyOwn: Not wanting to be ruled by Homer, the Stonecutters leave him and start another organization.
* TheIlluminati
* YouAreNumberSix: All the members of the Stonecutters have numbers depending on their initiation. The Stonecutters leader is known as Number 1. As numbers 12 and 14 respectively, Lenny and Carl outrank Mr. Burns, who's number 29. Homer is initiated as number 908.