Episode - 9F02\\
First Aired - 10/15/1992

Upset over a caricature artist's picture of her, Lisa sinks into a depression about her appearance. To cheer her up, Homer sells his ride on the Duff Blimp (which he won in a school raffle) to pay for Lisa's entry fee in an upcoming child pageant for little girls aged seven to nine, but when Lisa wins the title of Little Miss Springfield[[note]]after the real winner gets struck by lightning[[/note]], she discovers that the title is a scam to get a child spokesperson for Laramie Cigarettes.

!!This episode contains examples of:
* AnimalTesting: Mentioned by Barney when Homer asks him where he got the money to pay for the blimp ticket -- with labs less willing to do this, "a guy like me can really clean up" volunteering for experiments!
* ArtisticLicensePhysics: When Lisa is crowned Little Miss Springfield, the crown and sceptre handed to her are still giving off steam even though time has passed between Amber being struck by lightning and the crown passing to Lisa. If the crown was still hot enough to have steam coming off it, it would've burned Lisa's scalp but that didn't happen.
* ArtShift: [[https://frinkiac.com/gif/S04E04/69018/72988/ The Couch Gag]] has more exaggerated and cartoonish animation than normal. Makes sense since the family overshoots the film and has to scramble back toward the couch.
* AsHimself: Creator/BobHope. He hosts a local [=USO=] show and presents Lisa to the crowd. They aren't happy because they were expecting an ''adult'' pageant queen, and proceed to riot in a spoof of ''Film/ApocalypseNow''.
* BadassTeacher: The Blue Haired Lawyer makes the mistake of making a former Green Beret, a.k.a. Skinner, ''angry.''
* BeautyContest: A full pageant example with a talent competition, Q&A, etc. No swimsuit competition, as they are little girls and that would just be creepy (though Bart did mention "taping your swimsuit to your butt" and "padding" as beauty contest tricks of the trade)
* BigSisterInstinct: Upon seeing her baby sister smoking, Lisa refuses to continue being Laramie Cigarettes' puppet.
* BondOneLiner: "Copyright expired."
* CelebrityEndorsement: Lisa, to her horror, finds herself being forced into this for Laramie Cigarettes. Earlier, when the ad for the pageant notes that Krusty the Klown will be hosting it, it cuts to black-and-white footage of Krusty blankly stating "I heartily endorse this event or product!"
* CheapHeat: Creator/BobHope makes sure to ask what the mayor's name is before hitting the stage so he can get laughs with a joke about how much Mayor Quimby stinks at golf. It works.
* DeliberatelyCuteChild: Amber Dempsey.
* DerangedAnimation: The brief moment when Lisa looks in a spoon and thinks her face looks ugly, thanks to [[https://frinkiac.com/gif/S04E04/427059/430379/ the fish eye lens effect]].
* DisneyOwnsThisTrope: The opening scene has Principal Skinner confronted by Disney lawyers over the carnival being advertised as "The Happiest Place on Earth" (a famous slogan for Disneyland). Being an ex-Green Beret, however, he dispatches them easily.
-->'''Blue-Haired Lawyer''': Principal Skinner, "The Happiest Place on Earth" is a registered Disneyland copyright.
-->'''Principal Skinner''': Oh now, gentlemen, it's just a small school carnival.
-->'''Blue-Haired Lawyer''': And it's heading for a great big lawsuit! You made a big mistake, Skinner.
-->'''Principal Skinner''': ''(chuckles)'' Well, so did you. ''(darkly)'' You got an ex-Green Beret mad. ''(Skinner kicks the crap out of the lawyer and his goons)'' Copyright expired.
* DisqualificationInducedVictory: Lisa is crowned Little Miss Springfield after Amber is hit by lightning, making her unable to "fulfill her duties" as Little Miss Springfield. The pageant's sponsor (Laramie Cigarettes) doesn't like her speaking out against smoking so they find a [[LoopholeAbuse loophole]]: on the entry form where it says "Do not write in this space" Homer wrote "O.K." Lisa is [[ExactWords disqualified]] and the title goes back to the original winner.
* {{Expy}}: Menthol Moose for Joe Camel, the RealLife mascot for Camel Cigarettes. At the time this episode was made, the company was accused of using the mascot to subtly market cigarettes to children. Some analysts believe that Joe Camel was just as recognizable as WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse to six year old kids.
* ExtremeOmnivore: Homer eating the entire tub of petroleum jelly that Lisa was using on her teeth for that frictionless smile. According to the writers and producers on the DVD commentary, this was the grossest thing Homer has ever eaten (so far, anyway).
* HollywoodNerd: A bunch of these chase a football team out after Lisa rats on the players for extortion.
* ItsAllMyFault: Homer blames himself for the LoopholeAbuse that disqualified Lisa.
* LoopholeAbuse:
** Lisa is disqualified from being Little Miss Springfield because Homer wrote "Okay" in a box marked "Do not write in this space" on Lisa's application form.
** Also, Laramie Cigarettes sponsoring the pageant to circumvent the laws against advertising cigarettes on TV. This is a real life reference to cigarette advertising in American racing series including the NASCAR Cup Series being advertised as the Winston Cup.
** Amber has eyelash implants. When Lisa asks if they are illegal, someone tells her "Not in Paraguay".
* MoodSwinger: Kent Brockman, when the blimp crashes:
--> '''Kent''': OH THE HUMANITY!!!.... Anyway, to turn on the store's "severe tire damage" spikes, here's Little Miss Springfield.
* NoodleIncident:
-->'''Krusty''': And now it's time to name our runner up, who if the winner doesn't fulfill her duties, blah blah wasa wasa wasa... And don't say it'll never happen, because we all remember that thing with what's-her-name, ''[making camera gestures]'' click click, you know. ''[wobbles his hand]''-- Nudge nudge wink wink.
* OffModel: Krusty's nose turns white when he sings the SpellingSong mentioned below.
* {{Pun}}: The headline "Lisa kicks butt!", which shows Lisa kicking down the Laramie cigarette pack on the float.
* ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney: How did Amber get eyelash implants if they're illegal? "Not in Paraguay", says one of the other contestants.
* ScrewThisImOuttaHere:
** Kent leaves the newscast after the wrong footage keeps being played.
** Otto quickly hightails it to Mexico after his meddling with ride controls (at Bart's urging) causes a ride car to go exploding into the roof of Springfield Elementary.
* ShoutOut:
** When Barney crashes the Duff Blimp Kent Brockman shouts, "Oh, the humanity!" The same line was said when by a reporter in 1937 when the Hindenburg crashed.
** The scene of Lisa being sworn in as the new Little Miss Springfield parodies UsefulNotes/LyndonJohnson being sworn in after UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy's assassination.
* SmokingIsNotCool: Little Miss Springfield is sponsored by Laramie's, a cigarette multinational, who doesn't shy away from subliminally advertising tobacco on TV and promoting cigarette smoking among mothers and children. When Lisa realizes she is being exploited by the company she immediately rebels against them and uses her influence to provide more socially admirable messages, such as making a stance that government money could be used for better education instead of merely sponsoring sporting games (which caused a football team to be chased out by angry nerds).
* SpecialGuest and CreatorCameo: Lona Williams (a staff member on the show who actually worked the beauty pageant circuit when she was a child) as Amber Dempsey.
* SpellingSong: Krusty belts one out at the end of the pageant, though the scene changes after its opening lines:
-->''L, the losers in her wake\\
I, the income she will make\\
T is for her tooth-filled mouth\\
T is for her tooth-filled mouth...''
* StrawHypocrite: Amber was Pork Princess ''and'' Little Miss Kosher in the same week. (Of course, the real hypocrite would likely be her agent.)
* TakeThat: Laramie's mascot Menthol Moose - who is crushed when Lisa kicks over the large cigarette box prop - parodies Old Joe, the now discontinued mascot of Camel cigarettes.
* WholesomeCrossdresser: Bart Simpson demonstrates this by walking in heels, and surprisingly, he does it much better than Lisa.
* WrongFootageGag: Kent Brockman gets this done to him ''twice'' in the finale: First, when throwing to footage of Lisa losing her Little Miss Springfield crown, and again for his interview with Pope John Paul II. Both times, it cuts to footage of a goat being milked by a bottle.
--> '''Kent''': That's it. I cannot work under these conditions. If anybody wants me, I'll be downstairs at [=McDougal=]'s. Call the weekend guy. I don't care.