Bart becomes the object of affection and contempt for a Tsundere
fourth grader named Nikki. Meanwhile, Michelle Obama encourages Lisa to be smart and Nelson teaches a blind boy how to be a bully.
- And This Is for...: Nelson punches a blind boy for mocking him.
- Fun with Acronyms: First Lady Of The United States One
- Guest Star: Sarah Silverman as Nikki and Angela Bassett as Michelle Obama
- Loophole Abuse: To avoid violating the school's no-touch policy when Bart needed a mouth-to-mouth, Principal Skinner tried to roll him outside the school's area with a pool skimmer.