Moe dates a little person named Maya while Maggie is bullied at a newly-discovered playground.

!! Tropes:

* AdultsAreUseless: Homer, initially, who was completely oblivious to the bullying that Maggie suffers and ignored the warning signs, to boot.
* BitchInSheepsClothing: The babysitter in the Nanny Cam commercial, who not only [[ChildHater hated children]], but was willing to ''eat'' her two charges once left alone in her care by their parents.
* BreadMilkEggsSquick: After apologizing to Maya for accidentally thinking that she lived in a tree, he explains that many others do, such as Tarzan, The Berenstein Bears and flood victims.
* HaHaHaNo: Maya is ''very'' turned off by Moe's little person iokes, so much that she breaks up with him.
* HugeGuyTinyGirl: Moe and Maya.
* PapaWolf: Homer, who finally wises up and saves Maggie from the other babies.
* PetTheDog: Homer consoles Moe after the break-up, saying how he if he can have someone love him once, he can have someone love him again.