Lisa lies about being an American Indian for a school essay contest about racial diversity while Bart gets a driver's license (legally, [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E20BartOnTheRoad this time]]) and meets a preteen who may be carrying his baby.

!! Tropes:

* AccidentalHero: Bart became one.
* ChickMagnet: Bart attracted a ''fifteen year old girl''.
* ImagineSpot: When Mayor Quimby offered Bart a wish as a reward for his accidental heroism, he imagined a few potential wishes.
* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: Bart immediately drives off when Darcy tells her she's pregnant.
* ShoutOut: When Bart asked for a license, Mayor Quimby asked if it was [[Film/JamesBond to kill]]. Also his ImagineSpot of several citizens in line to kiss his butt had ''HarryPotter'' in the line.