- Absurdly High-Stakes Game: Burns and the Rich Texan waged their whole estates.
- Bring My Brown Pants: When Homer first got stuck in the cavern.Homer: I'm stuck and I have to pee! (beat) Now, I'm just stuck.
- Fallen-on-Hard-Times Job: Mr. Burns working at Moe's. Burns actually considered it as a way to get up to zero.
- Go Through Me: Mr. Burns pulls this in order to protect Lisa from a goat.
- Pet the Dog: Burns protecting Lisa.
- Something Completely Different: A Nested Stories-meets-The Rashomon style story