- "Hellfire" from The Hunchback of Notre Dame
- "Secret of Survival" from The Wind in the Willows (or Mr. Toad's Wild Ride)
- "Be Prepared" from The Lion King
- "Cell Block Tango" from Chicago
- "Poor Unfortunate Souls" from The Little Mermaid
- "In the Dark of the Night" from Anastasia
- Tie between "Sweet Transvestite" from The Rocky Horror Picture Show and "Dentist!" from Little Shop of Horrors
- "Pretty Women" from Sweeney Todd
- "Friends on the Other Side" from The Princess and the Frog
- "Shiver My Timbers" from Muppet Treasure Island
- "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" from How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
This countdown contains examples of:
- Broken Record: Critic says that Randy Newman keeps writing the same bland song over and over and over and over...
- Darker and Edgier: Not the review itself, but The Critic comments that "Shiver My Timbers" and "Hellfire" are darker compared to the typical Muppets and Disney songs, respectively.
- Sequel Hook: The Critic concludes the review by predicting that the songs in Quest For Camelot, his next review, wouldn't be as good as the songs in this Top 11 list.
"I had a little trouble with the fireplace."