This editorial contains examples of:
- Call Back: While Critic notes that the Twilight series is very poor in quality, he says he has seen worse films.
- It's Popular, Now It Sucks: Critic says that the reason everyone hates it so much is because that despite the quality of the story and characters, it's very popular among girls and young women.
- Seinfeld Is Unfunny: Critic compares the popularity and controversies of the Twilight series to how people reacted when The Simpsons, Andrew "Dice" Clay and Madonna were considered notorious in their heydays.
- Your Vampires Suck: Critic notes that while there are many different interpretations of vampires and their legends, many people have the problem with Edward's "sparkle".