BREAKING NEWSSomewhere, just outside of Detroit...(summary in progress)
President Stuncastin: My fellow citizens of the world; United Nations; friends of the Earth. We are facing perhaps our greatest crisis. We are currently doing everything in our power to stop the creature.
MC Bat Commander: (mutes TV) MUTE! Right now, I'm more interested in watching Pilgrim Boy shapeshift! What else can you change into?