Recap / Star Trek Deep Space Nine S 02 E 22 The Wire
"I'll tell you the truth, but then I'll have to kill you."
Bashir and Garak are having their usual once-a-week lunch together, and discussing a piece of a Cardassian literature known as "The Never Ending Sacrifice". Bashir isn't impressed, noting how it's just one Cardassian blindly serving the state, dying, and their descendant doing the exact same thing.

During this discussion, Garak seems unusually testy. Insulting Bashir over his dislike of the novel, whining about long lines at the Replomat, and experiencing a notable pain in his head. Bashir notes he looks ill, but Garak storms off when he tries taking him to the infirmary.

While walking the promenade late that night, Bashir catches Quark and Garak conversing. He questions the shifty Ferengi over what they were talking about, but Quark insists Garak was just looking for a sizing scanner for his shop.

The next day, after a futile attempt to find some old Cardassian files, Bashir is summoned to Quarks. There's Garak, blitzed out of his gray gourd and refusing to leave. Bashir takes his latest bottle and tries convincing him to leave. In the middle of their argument, Garak suffers a seizure and collapses.

In the med-bay, the source of Garak's bizarre behavior has been discovered. A mysterious cranial implant is wreaking havoc in his head. Bashir asks Odo if he knows anything, being on the station when it was still Terok Nor, but he doesn't know anything.

At the mention of Quark however, Odo has something. That something being numerous transmissions to Cardassia Prime over the last few days.

Monitoring the crooked barkeep that night, he contacts a Cardassian officer named Boheeka. The two share some laughs, but soon get to business. Quark is looking for something. An installation schematic for a piece of Cardassian biotechnology. Sending him the requisition code, Boheeka says it will be a cinch...

Until a blinking red light spoils the mood. Turns out Quark is looking for classified information. Boheeka can barely hide his fear of the Obsidian Order tracking him down and terminates the transmission. The young doctor soon learns that this group is the feared Secret Police of the Cardassian Union, its ever watchful eyes and ears. Odo and Bashir speculate the Obsidian Order may have put the device in Garak's head.

Returning to the infirmary, Bashir is short one Garak, who appears to have checked himself out. Tracking him to his quarters, he finds Garak shot up with enough tranquilizer to knock out a rhino. How he's still talking astounds Bashir. The truth comes out then and there.

Before his exile, Garak had an endorphin emitter inserted into his head by the Obsidian Order. The device was designed to stimulate the pleasure center of his brain if captured, effectively making him immune to torture. Well, he found some torture alright: exile on DS9.

Unable to stand his existence there, he rigged up a device to activate the implant as his leisure. A few minutes a day at first, but overtime he became completely dependent on it. Now it's breaking down, and he's not taking the endorphin withdrawal well.

In the midst of his episode, Garak reveals the source of his exile: He was a former Cardassian Gul, who destroyed a ship containing escaped Bajoran prisoners...and his aide Elim, 97 civilians, and the daughter of a prominent military official. Nevertheless, Bashir still wants to help him, and starts by using Garak's device to deactivate the implant.

After shooing away Odo, Bashir settles in for a long night with an unconscious Garak. He awakens later that night, weeping like a madman. He's in a state of Tranquil Fury, smashing vases and overturning tables while claiming he feels more clear-headed than ever...and that his story about the shuttle was a lie.

The real reason he was banished was for freeing several Bajoran children he was supposed to interrogate. He knew they knew nothing, and set them free back to the streets. After a brief tussle with Bashir, he has another seizure. In the infirmary yet again, Garak reveals the real real reason he was exiled.

The story about someone setting the young Bajorans free was true, but no one knew who. Being a typical Obsidian Order member, Garak set out to frame his friend Elim...except Elim beat him to the framing. Betrayed by Elim, Garak was exiled to DS9.

There's only one person who can fix this: Enabran Tain, former head of the Obsidian Order. Traveling to the colony Tain is retired on, he's surprised to find the Cardassian waiting for him. And even more surprised Tain knows a lot about Bashir. Even how he takes his tea.

After a menacing back and forth, Tain gives him the info to save Garak. Not out of sympathy, but because Garak leading a trite existence on DS9 is a worse punishment than dying. Before he leaves, Bashir inquires about Elim. This gets a laugh out of Tain. The reason? Elim is Garak's first name. Meaning even that story was a lie.

Garak is fixed up, and Bashir and him have their usual lunch meeting. Bashir is rather annoyed that he still can't tell which story about Garak's past is true. His response?

Garak: My dear Doctor, they're all true.
Bashir: Even the lies?
Garak: Especially the lies.

  • Addiction Displacement: Garak attempts this in the first third of the episode, trying to duplicate the effects of the endorphin-producing implant by getting incredibly drunk, and then injecting massive doses of a powerful anesthetic. Neither method works, much to his dismay.
  • Affably Evil: Enabran Tain is a semi-pleasant individual...who's also former head of the Cardassian equivalent of the KGB, and enjoys seeing Garak suffer in exile.
  • Beneath the Mask: Subverted; Garak apparently reveals what lies beneath 'plain simple Garak', but he covers it in lies so Bashir can't get a proper handle on him.
  • Big Brother Is Watching: Odo covertly monitors all of Quark's outgoing communications. He makes sure to sidestep the pesky question of its legality.
    • On a far more nefarious and sinister level, this episode introduces the Obsidian Order, who serve as the Secret Police and State Sec of the Cardassian Empire. Odo explains that "a Cardassian cannot eat dinner without his dish being meticulously noted and recorded by the Order."
  • Brick Joke: At the end of the episode, Odo apparently did get around to questioning Garak about those unsolved cases.
    • When the Obsidian Order is first introduced, Odo states that the Order is so efficient that they catalogue even the meals of those they surveil. When Bashir visits the retired head of the Obsidian Order, he demonstrates that he does indeed know what Bashir's favorite beverage is, and just how he likes it.
  • Drink Order: Bashir is more than a little unnerved when Tain offers him his favorite tea, just how he takes it.
  • Drowning My Sorrows: With a malfunctioning implant, Garak tries to replicate its effects with bottle after bottle of kanar.
  • Fantastic Drug: The endorphine emitter basically works as this.
  • Fate Worse Than Death: Why Tain helps save Garak. So he can continue living on a station he's endlessly miserable at.
  • Kick the Dog: Some of Garak's stories about himself have this as their point. The others have Pet the Dog.
  • I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder: In this case, Bashir isn't a botanist.
  • Multiple-Choice Past: Garak tells several contradictory stories about his past and how he came to be on DS9. At the end of the episode, we still don't know which (if any) is the truth.
  • Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: Sure, Bashir, why not spill the name of a man terrified of the Obsidian Order to Enabran Tain himself?
    • Considering Tain already knew Bashir was coming, and even how he took his tea, who's to say he didn't already know the officer's name?
  • Oh Crap!: Boheeka is absolutely terrified when he realizes that his search for the equipment has triggered a security alert from the Obsidian Order.
  • Pet the Dog: Some of Garak's stories about himself as their point. The others have Kick the Dog.
  • Retired Monster: Tain may be long retired, but he's still an ace at gathering information on any and everyone, especially when someone makes an impulsive, last-minute trip to visit him, and even gives the military a heads-up so there are no surprises at the border.
  • Unperson: Bashir asks what happens if "someone eats something that doesn't meet with the Obsidian Order's approval." Odo replies that people have disappeared for less.
  • Villainous Breakdown: It's debatable how much of it was genuine, but Garak clearly has a meltdown during his withdrawal from the endorphin emitter.
  • Your Favorite: Enabran Tain serves this to Bashir, also demonstrating the truth to the stories about the Obsidian Order.