Films watched: ''Film/LastClearChance'' (short) and ''Film/RadarSecretService''

Dr. Forrester makes much of ''Radar Secret Service'' containing "Hypno-Helio-Static-Stasis" -- which basically translates into lots of padding and boring, identical men in boring, identical suits.

!!The ''Mystery Science Theater 3000'' presentation of ''Radar Secret Service'' includes examples of:
* BedsheetLadder: Mike attempts to escape by fashioning one of these (long enough to reach from the SOL to Earth) from the Bots' unmentionables.
-->'''Gypsy:''' ''(gasping)'' MY BRA!
* BerserkButton:
** Tom Servo (as Hal) has just about had enough of the stupid general public.
** Also, don't screw with Crow's underoos.
** At the end of the experiment, TV's Frank looks like he's about to push Dr. F's BerserkButton [[OhCrap big time]]... then the bad Doctor [[LateToThePunchline gets the joke]], and The Mads walk off into background, [[EverybodyLaughsEnding chuckling away, with Dr. Forrester pressing the button as he goes]].
* ContinuityNod:
** Among the items Mike confiscates for his BedsheetLadder are Crow's [[Film/TheKillerShrews sensible brown pants]].
** While describing Hypno-Helio-Static-Statis, the Mads mention "[[Film/LostContinent rock climbing]]" and "[[Film/HerculesAgainstTheMoonMen deep hurting]]".
** "[[Film/MonsterAGoGo But there was no monster]]."
** "[[Film/VikingWomenAndTheSeaSerpent Noooo waffles!]]"
** "[[Film/IAccuseMyParents Are you happy, in your work?]]"
* HerrDoktor: Frank as Dr. Felix Frankenkeister. Ya ya.
* HurricaneOfPuns: When the film shows a back of a car.
-->'''Mike''': Hey, Freddy Fender!\\
'''Crow''': Creator/OttoPreminger!
-->'''Servo''': James Carville!\\
'''Mike''': Creator/HarrisonFord!
* OohMeAccentsSlipping[=/=]PaperThinDisguise: TV's Frank--er, Dr. Felix Frankenkeister.
* PaperThinDisguise: Frank's obviously fake beard while explaining "Hypno Helio Static Stasis".
* RunningGag: "Why don't they look?"
** (whispered) ''Radar!''
** WithLyrics: "(Bum) Oh, those Golden Grahams!"
** During the entire experiment, Mike and the 'Bots discuss ''Series/WelcomeBackKotter'' trivia. (And in the opening segment, Crow becomes Arnold Horshack.)
** Calling out advertising slogans for various round objects ("Round things; 90% off ''round things''") when the Radar Secret Service's radar car is on screen.
** Jokes about how the various characters are indistinguishable from each other, leaving Mike and the 'Bots confused ("I thought that woman was supposed to be ''that'' woman!")
--->'''Mike:''' (during brawl between cop and mobster) I'm dull!\\
'''Servo:''' No, I'm way duller!\\
'''Mike:''' Oh, okay -- name my character!\\
'''Servo:''' Gee, um, duh -- I ''can't''!\\
'''Mike:''' See! See! Now, which one of us is the good guy?\\
'''Servo:''' I don't know, I don't know! Who am ''I''?!?
* SanitySlippage: Crow, big time. After Mike puts Crow's torn Underoos in his net, he starts chanting, "Panties! Panties!", then giggles like a little girl and coos, "I got 'em! Hee hee hee!"
* ShoutOut: Dr. Felix Film/{{Frankenhooker}} tries to explain "Hypno Helio Static Stasis" to Dr. Forrester.
* SickAndWrong: Gypsy comments, "This is wrong" while Mike applies underwear to Crow to keep him calm, as Crow giddily says, "Keep 'em coming!"
* StockFootage:
-->'''Mike:''' Duplicate shots, with ''radar''. Yes, thanks to radar, we only needed to shoot ''three'' scenes!
* SuspiciouslySpecificDenial:
-->'''Servo:''' MY PANTY HOSE! ''({{beat}})'' I mean, what are ''those''?
* UnusualEuphemism: As mobster Moran's girl blows him off while Michael, the mastermind of the heist, promises to pick her up that evening,
-->'''Crow:'''(as Michael) It's not the radar, it's the size of the amplitude -- if you know what I mean.
* UseYourHead: Crow tries this on The Mads' button... and his right eye pops out for all his troubles.
* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: The fate of Sid Melton's character (if there was one) is not shown in the [=MST3K=] edit. Crow has his own theory:
-->'''Crow:''' (As the gangsters load boxes of atomic material in a truck) Each box contains a piece of Sid Melton.

!!The ''MysteryScienceTheater3000'' presentation of ''Last Clear Chance'' contains examples of:
* AmbiguouslyGay:
-->'''Mike:''' Hey, my ''Advocate'' is here!
* BlackComedy:
-->'''Crow:''' Could you identify this bucketful of your brother?
* CarFu:
-->'''Servo (as motorist who looks like Henry Kissinger):''' Ach, Mister President, please be careful!
-->'''Crow:''' Woah, almost ran over Kissinger! I'll have to go back.
* DistractedByTheSexy: "Forty percent of all accidents are caused by women's hinders." "Rrr!"
* IfYouDieICallYourStuff: Just before the kid becomes street pizza, Servo calls out "Can I have your room?".
* SanitySlippage
-->'''Hal:''' ''DON'T'' tell me that you were speeding a ''LITTLE'', only ''BREAKING'' the law a ''LITTLE''...\\
'''Servo:''' Uh, oh...\\
'''Hal:''' ...only doing something a ''LITTLE'' bit wrong, save ''THAT'' for somebody ''else,'' ''BROTHER!''\\
'''Crow:''' OH MY GOD, HE'S SNAPPED!\\
'''Hal''': Because I've seen too many "litte bit" follies...\\
'''Servo''': He's a bad cop on the loose!
* ShoutOut: [[Theatre/CatOnAHotTinRoof "It's Big Daddy's birthday! I've got life in me, Big Daddy!"]]
* TooDumbToLive: Frank and his girl looking backwards to wave at his brother as they approach a railroad crossing:
-->'''Servo:''' "Hey, the cop never said anything about doing intensely stupid things!"
* TheUntwist [[invoked]]
-->'''Crow:''' I have a feeling one of these characters will see what their own spleen looks like.
* WomenDrivers: Used as the punchline for another joke about another safety hazard. The actual issue was that the woman was reading a map instead of paying attention to where she was driving.

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