Recap / Glee S 1 E 1 Pilot

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Summary

Lima, Ohio. September 21, 2009. We open with a routine by William McKinley High School's cheerleading squad, the Cheerios!. Despite their high energy and intricate choreography, their coach, Sue Sylvester (Jane Lynch), isn't impressed.

The show introduces us to Spanish teacher Will Schuester (Matthew Morrison), former National Show Choir Champion. He walks by Kurt Hummel (Chris Colfer), resident fashionista, being surrounded by the McKinley football team. Among them is quarterback Finn Hudson (Cory Monteith) and his best friend Puck (Mark Salling). Kurt manages to get Finn to let him remove his expensive jacket, tosses his bag over, and then gets acquainted with the contents of a dumpster.

We then see one of the Cheerios! posing in the air. This is Quinn Fabray (Dianna Agron), Head Cheerio. Will glimpses the trophy his glee club won in '93, alongside a portrait of its late director, Lillian Adler. We're shown the school's choir room, home of the dilapidated glee club "Rhythm Explosion". Its director is Sandy Ryerson (Stephen Tobolowsky), and he's at the piano, trying to teach Hank Saunders, the current leading man, "Where is Love" from the musical Oliver!. As they harmonize, Sandy's hand begins to go where it shouldn't, which Rachel Berry (Lea Michele), self-professed ingenue and bully-resilient aspiring triple-threat, sees.

In the teacher's lounge there is no coffee pot, made so by cost-saving extraordinaire, Principal Figgins (Iqbal Theba). Sue brings in some fresh java for four members of staff, the only ones she presumably likes. This introduces us to Coach Ken Tanaka (Patrick Gallagher), the emotionally awkward football coach, and Emma Pilsbury (Jayma Mays), the school counselor, who prefers pamphlets to confrontation. Ken, clueless as to Emma's germaphobia, tries to hit on her unsuccessfully while Will succeeds unintentionally, causing Ken to begin to view him as a spiteful love rival. They discuss how someone tattled to Figgins about Ryerson being inappropriate and so the glee club currently doesn't have a director.

In Figgins' office, Will offers to take over the glee club. Figgins laughs, asks if he also wants to captain the Titanic, then looks at the money and says $60 a month from Will's own pocket is the bill to keep it running. It cuts to Will in bed with his wife Terri (Jessalyn Gilsig). They were high school sweethearts who unfortunately went sour after putting rings on it. It is in bed that Will comes up with the name "New Directions", because even though it is a law of the universe that show choir names must be ridiculous, the previous name was a little too much.

Will posts a sign-up sheet in the hall and the first we see to brave adding their name is Mercedes Jones (Amber Riley). Immediately following is her audition song, some of Aretha Franklin's "R.E.S.P.E.C.T.". Next up is Kurt, singing "Mr Cellophane" and Tina Cohen-Chang (Jenna Ushkowitz), a wallflower who dresses as a Goth, though she herself is outgoing and happy. She signs up and also adds the name of her boyfriend, Artie Abrams (Kevin McHale) who's in a wheelchair and can't reach. Tina sings Katy Perry's "I Kissed a Girl", and Artie's audition is not shown. After this we come to Rachel signing up and putting a trademark gold star next to her name — then falling victim to a face full of corn syrup and crushed ice, the first of the trademark Glee slushies.

She begins to monologue over her audition tune of "On My Own", and we see her in Figgins' office providing her best distraught acting performance as she outs Sandy's dirty little secret, her real motivations being spite at Sandy's obvious and disgusting reasons for favoring the rather weak-voiced Hank over her. Then we get her backstory: she's the daughter of interracial gay couple Hiram and LeRoy Berry, who provided every advantage to her growing up. She then honed her talent by recording and uploading to MySpace, despite her audience being mostly hateful in the form of her classmates and led by the demeaning comments of the Cheerios. There's a short clip of the cheer squad watching her videos in the gym, laughing and commenting together. Quinn is at the helm with the laptop, flanked by her number two, Santana Lopez (Naya Rivera), the resident Snark Knight.

Rachel asks when rehearsals start, and we see the newly-assembled glee club's ill-practiced rendition of "Sit Down, You're Rocking The Boat", complete with jazz hands, white gloves, and choreography even a infant beauty pageant wouldn't touch. Not that we're going recruiting again just yet: first to Will and Rachel out on the bleachers. Rachel, tired of being laughed at, laments about how she can feel the clock ticking and how she doesn't want to graduate without something to show for it. She tells Will about her ambitions and her drive to mean something.

Will offers to find her a male lead who can lead with her, before being summoned to Figgins' office. Figgins decrees that if New Directions doesn't win Regionals then they're getting cut.

We go to Terri's job at a linens store. After berating a coworker, Will comes in with a sandwich; having mayo on it displeases Terri, because she doesn't want to get diabetes, because that means she's less likely to conceive. We see Sandy Ryerson berating a different worker, now a dealer of medical marijuana try to sell some to Will, slipping him a free sample to help him cope with having the glee club as his new charges.

Will attempts to convince Sue to let him recruit cheerleaders and talks to Emma. Sue lays out the caste system McKinley High uses: jocks and popular kids = penthouse, nerds = bottom floor, glee club = sub-basement. Emma suggests finding a leader, someone who kids will follow anywhere. Since the Cheerios! are out, Will tries to get the football team to join, but the reactions are less than stellar. Will's disappointed until he hears Finn singing in the showers. Will establishes a plan to get Finn to join the glee club that isn't just asking nicely again: he calls Finn to his office and produces the pot he was given by Sandy.

Finn protests and we see his monologued backstory, too: his dad died in the Gulf War, mom Carole (Romy Rosemont) had to struggle, you get the point. Only cool thing was Carole's boyfriend, Darren, a landscaper who let Finn help. That was the first time Finn really heard music, and after the boyfriend dumped her, Finn made a vow to make her proud. Will offers Finn a choice of being given six weeks detention, or something else.

He joins the rest of New Directions on stage, singing some Grease with Rachel. Rachel is clearly smitten with him. Mercedes steps up and decries her lack of spotlight. Kurt calms her down by saying it's one song. Will hangs his head at how little his team is working, resorting to asking his wife for help. Will brings up wanting to take New Directions to Akron, specifically to Carmel High to visit their glee club, "Vocal Adrenaline". Terri asks how much it will cost and it seems they're about to start arguing about finances, but Terri changes the subject by calling him out for wanting to relive his glory days.

In the teacher's lounge, Emma watches Will put up a chaperone sheet. She promptly signs it. On the field, Ken is ripping Finn a new one for wanting to go with New Directions. Puck asks what's up, so Finn claims it's to help Carole recover from prostate surgery.

In the lounge, Ken accuses Will of stealing his quarterback, Will says that this is really about Emma, Ken accuses him of wanting Emma for himself, storming off before Will can remind him that he's married.

The glee club arrive at Carmel, and Rachel asserts to Finn in the line for snacks that they should get together. Finn's in a relationship with Quinn, however. Also in the line are Will and Emma, who split a PB&J. Then the lights flash and the bells ding, the curtain goes up and we quickly see why Vocal Adrenaline would become New Directions's personal boogeymen for half the series.

Back at McKinley, Finn walks right into a paintball firing squad. Puck was apparently concerned about Carole and googled her troubles, learning something about basic anatomy and Finn is summarily "executed". Back at his place, Will walks in to see Terri, bubbly in hand, congratulating Will because she's pregnant. At the moment, she does manage to get Will to quit McKinley. New Directions are naturally aghast.

Emma convinces Will to have one session with her.

Cut to Finn's locker. Rachel has assumed control of New Directions and is trying to get Finn back. Finn quits New Directions, but not before Rachel says he shouldn't care what others think. In the meantime, Finn's happy that he can rejoin the football team, as are the rest of the team. Their way of welcoming him back? Kidnapping Artie, shoving him in a port-a-potty and offering Finn the first flip as they plan to roll him around. Finn pulls Artie out and calls them out.

As Finn is wheeling Artie away, he sees Darren touching up the green on the football field, accompanied by a familiar song. This gives him an idea. Cut to a bickering New Directions, as Finn and Artie arrive, Artie willing to procure his friends in the jazz band, Finn has the music. They still need a director, though. So in Emma's office, it's time for that career guidance appointment, and she pulls up a clip of Will's glee club winning Nationals. Unfortunately, instead of motivating him to stay, it reminds him his time's gone by and he needs to grow up. Emma tells him that the only life worth living is one you're passionate about.

We hear the now-Glee-trademark "Dadadada", forming the opening chords to Don't Stop Believing. As Will stands in awe, we cut to Sue, Quinn, and Santana at the balcony, staring down the group improved enough to be a threat.

Next Time: New Directions' first public performance, the group gets some "Unholy" new recruits, and Terri gets some news that will define her insanity.

Songs from the episode

  • "Where is Love" from Oliver, performed by Sandy Ryerson and Hank Saunders.
  • "Respect" by Aretha Franklin, performed by Mercedes Jones
  • "Mr. Cellophane" from Chicago, performed by Kurt Hummel
  • "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry, performed by Tina Cohen-Chang
  • "On My Own" from Les MisÚrables, performed by Rachel Berry.
  • "Sit Down, You're Rocking the Boat" from Guys and Dolls, performed by Artie Abrams and New Directions
  • "Can't Fight This Feeling" by REO Speedwagon, performed by Finn Hudson
  • "You're the One that I Want" from Grease, performed by Finn Hudson, Rachel Berry, and New Directions
  • "Rehab" by Amy Winehouse, performed by Vocal Adrenaline
  • "Leaving on a Jet Plane" by Peter, Paul, and Mary, performed by Will Schuester note .
  • "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey, performed by Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson, and New Directions.

This Episode contains examples of

  • Actor Allusion: Rachel sings "On My Own" as her audition song. Lea Michele, who plays Rachel, made her Broadway debut in Les MisÚrables, and was going to be in the revival, but instead decided to be in Spring Awakening.
  • All Guys Want Cheerleaders: Finn mentions he is dating head cheerleader Quinn Fabray.
  • Blatant Lies: Rachel says that she was not the one who turned in Sandy Ryerson. Cue a cut to her in Figgins' office.
    Rachel: He was touching Hank, caressing him. It was 'so wrong.
  • Call-Forward: New Directions' attempt at "You're the One that I Want" forsees its being played in its entirety during the Season 4 episode Glease, but s4 has couples breaking up instead of getting together.
  • Early-Bird Cameo: One of the a capella songs that plays in the background is "When I Get You Alone", which later appears in Season Two.
    • The episode in general. It premiered months before the rest of Season 1.
    • The Cheerios perform "You Keep Me Hanging On", more famous as a Quinn solo from episode 7.
  • Five-Token Band: New Directions, especially before Finn joined. Rachel is Jewish, Kurt is gay, Mercedes is black, Tina is Asian, and Artie is in a wheelchair.
  • I Need to Go Iron My Dog: Finn's lie to miss football practice so he can go on the glee club trip is that his mom has to have her prostate out.
  • Name's the Same: Stephen Tobolowsky plays Sandy Ryerson. Seventeen years prior, he played Ned Ryerson in Groundhog Day. Word of God said it was a genuine coincidence.
  • Neat Freak: Emma, who is shown eating grapes and wiping each one before she puts it in her mouth.
  • One-Hour Work Week: Lampshaded by Terri. "I'm on my feet four hours a day, three times a week here. Now I have to go home and cook dinner for myself?"
  • Star-Making Role: Outside of Broadway stars, the cast's pre-Glee careers compiled as:
    • Cory Monteith, The Cameo guy
    • Jane Lynch and Jayma Mays, veteran character actors
    • Naya Rivera, Former Child Star turned Abercrombie model
    • Mark Salling, mid-twenties attempt at singer-songwriter
    • Kevin McHale, former Boy Band breakout
    • Amber Riley, turned down for the X-Factor
    • Chris Colfer, cast straight out of high school
    • Jessalyn Gilsig, imported from another Ryan Murphy show
    • Dianna Agron, prolific roles stunted by the writers' strike.
      • Agron, Lynch, Gilsig and Mays were the only working actors hired, and it was still the SMR for the first two! The Broadway lot are Matt Morrison, Lea Michele, and Jenna Ushkowitz, for whom Glee was certainly the SMR for Ushkowitz and the film-based SMR for Morrison and Michele.
  • Stuffed into a Trashcan: Kurt, early in the episode.
  • Urine Trouble: A bed-wetter returns sheets to Terri's store.

Alternative Title(s): Glee Pilot

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