Recap / Family Guy S 4 E 21 I Take Thee Quagmire
March 12, 2006
Peter wins a week of maid service after appearing on Wheel of Fortune
, and Quagmire falls for her, which changes his sexually-depraved personality. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to live without breast milk from Lois.
I Take Thee, Quagmire contains examples of:
- Absentee Actor: Chris is not in this episode at all (while Meg only appears in the exploding watermelon scene). There is a deleted cutaway on the volume four DVD where Chris worries he may be pregnant and refuses to eat fish (since fish — especially raw fish, like sushi — has mercury in it and pregnant women are advised not to eat fish during that time). Had that been used in the actual episode, it would have been his only appearance.
- Faking the Dead: Quagmire's plan so that Joan will leave.
- Fauxdian Slip: When Quagmire discovers Joan is suicidal/homicidal:
: (angrily) I love you, Glen. Quagmire
: I love you too, insane woman I'm having second thoughts about. Joan
: What? Quagmire
: Allllll right.
- Ladykiller in Love: The episode focuses on Quagmire, a regular womanizer, settling down. Of course this doesn't last and his desire to get out of the relationship fuels the rest of the episode.
- Murder-Suicide: Joan threatens to do this if Quagmire tried to end their relationship.
- Potty Failure: To make doubly sure that Joan believes Quagmire when he fakes a heart attack, Peter says, "When people die, they void their bowels." Nothing happens, so Peter reiterates: "I said, when people die, they void their bowels!" Cut to outside the house, where Joe, Peter, and Cleveland are heard groaning in disgust when Quagmire finally goes through with it.
Peter: What a jackass.
- Self-Harm: Joan's first response to Quagmire trying to end their marriage is to hold a knife to her wrist.
- Shout-Out: When Peter shows the videotape of Quagmire being "killed" by a dinosaur, Peter hums the Jurassic Park theme.
- Subverted Catchphrase: After a newly-married Quagmire watches Lois's boobs jiggle: "Giggity giggity GOD! I've made a terrible mistake!"
- Touch of Death: Joan dies when she touches Death. Moments later, a random guy from the crowd high-fives Death and instantly drops dead too.
- Yandere: Joan turns into this after Quagmire tries to end their marriage. Out of fear that she would hurt herself and him, he backed out of it.