'''Airdate:''' January 29, 2006

During a disastrous night at his high school reunion, Peter shows untapped talent for pushing through people and becomes a member of the Patriots, which doesn't sit well with Tom Brady. Meanwhile, Brian bets on FOX's ''Celebrity Boxing'' with Stewie, who won't stop beating him up unless he gets his money.
!!"Patriot Games" contains examples of ([[YMMV/FamilyGuyS4E20PatriotGames YMMV goes here]]):
* AdamWesting: Jay Leno guest stars as himself being Tom Brady's stalker.
* CurbStompBattle: See NoHoldsBarredBeatdown below.
* DarkHorseVictory: Brian's prediction that Mike Tyson will win the boxing match against Carrol Channing is proven so wrong.
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: "At Wilkin's Hundai and Subaru, we have Hundais and Subarus!".
* TheDeterminator: Carrol Channing, no matter what, will ''not'' go down.
* EyeScream: Stewie breaks a glass cup near Brian's eyes.
* HiMom: During a news interview, Lois says hi to her mom and ''flips her off''.
* InsaneTrollLogic: Peter is proven not to be a cowboy astronaut billionaire because "the hat comes right off".
* KillItWithFire: Stewie sets Brian on fire with a flamethrower.
* NeverTrustATrailer: A promo picture for the episode showed Stewie on a jumbo-tron screen as if he was attempting to brainwash the spectators. Nothing like that appears here.
* NoHoldsBarredBeatdown: "WHERE'S MY MONEY?!?!?"
* NothingPersonal: In true gangster fashion, Stewie becomes affable and content the instant Brian finally pays up and is genuinely surprised that he holds a grudge over the two brutal beatings he recieved beforehand.
** After all, Brian did deserve it, and Stewie is his friend.
* {{Wimpification}}: Stewie in the second half.
* WouldHurtAChild: Brian at the end of the episode. Given, Stewie did offer him a revenge shot, but still.