The Doctor: Saturday? Good. Good, I like Saturdays.
After the end of "Turn Left", the Doctor races back to Earth to find that… everything's fine?
Not exactly. The BAD WOLF from the last episode was, like all the others, a message from Rose. Since Rose has been trapped in a parallel universe since
Doomsday, the Doctor realizes that the walls between universes are breaking down, but he's not sure why, so they go back to the TARDIS to check. They are suddenly jolted, and the Doctor and Donna run to check outside. Instead of the street and the milkman, they find that the TARDIS is…
Floating in empty space.
The Doctor races to the controls to see where the TARDIS has moved but then realizes that, in fact, they haven't moved at all. Their location is fixed.
The Earth is gone.
Far across the universe, we join everybody we've known since the show's revival in 2005: Martha Jones with UNIT in New York,
Jack, Ianto and Gwen in the Cardiff Hub,
Sarah Jane, Luke and Mr. Smith in Ealing, and Donna's family in London, and they've all felt what they think is a massive earthquake. That is, until each race outside to look outside at the sky. Martha calls Jack, but no one knows what's happening and no one can reach the Doctor. Just then, Action Hero Rose, complete with a
BFG on a shoulder strap, zaps onto the street, steeled and ready to go. The cheery morning sky has been replaced by night and disturbingly low hanging planets.
Wait, what?
No, really.
Richard Dawkins is on TV talking about it and everything. There are giant planets in the Earth sky, and not a single familiar star.
Back at where the Earth isn't, the Doctor decides that now is the time to call in reinforcements. So he heads out to the Shadow Proclamation.
Teams Torchwood, Bannerman Road and UNIT detect 26 other planets and a fleet of mysterious spaceships heading directly for the Earth. Who could they possibly be? Everyone tries to call the Doctor, but no-one can get through. Then, a eerily familiar transmission comes in from the incoming ships…
EX-TER-MI-NATE. EX-TER-MI-NATE.Jack, Martha and Sarah recognize the sound immediately. Jack pulls Ianto and Gwen close and kisses their foreheads. He says, "There's nothing I can do. I'm sorry, we're dead."
* Don't you mean,"I'm sorry, but all of you are dead because the last time I checked, I'm still immortal", Jack?
Sarah hugs Luke, sobbing. Action Hero Rose, however, picks up her BFG and heads out into the street,
her hair blowing from the explosions behind her.The Daleks commence "ultimate extermination" on the Earth.
Back at the Shadow Proclamation, after a nifty bit of Judoon from the Doctor, our heroes try to piece the situation together. Once he puts his
Purely Aesthetic Glasses on, the Doctor realizes that if you steal 27 specific planets out of space and time, they sync with one another to make a giant galactic-strength engine! That's what's been happening to all
those missing planets (and one
missing moon) we've been hearing about. Now only if he can figure out where they went. The Doctor asks Donna if she can remember anything out of the ordinary back on Earth. She can't except the bees had been disappearing. The bees? Yes! The bees! The Doctor explodes into some lovely techno-babble about the
bees, some of which have been aliens all along, sensing danger and fleeing to their home planet and now the Doctor can trace their journey and find Earth! Allons-y!
Oh, and the creepy Shadow Proclamation lady says sorry to Donna about her loss that has yet to come. Thanks, lady. Poor Donna.
Things look bad. Earth surrenders to the Daleks, Wilf's awesome plan to beat the Daleks with a paintball gun fails, the Doctor gets lost in the Medusa Cascade, Cap Jack waxes melancholy, and no one's phones work. But guess who hasn't
shown up given up yet? That's right, Harriet Jones (former Prime Minister)!
* She patches together a Doctor Who co-star conference call, using a bio-detection system she helped develop specifically to contact the Doctor... despite the Doctor
ruining her life last time they met.
Everyone Meets Everyone. Jack hits on Sarah Jane (and a little bit on Luke), Rose feels bad about not being included (because the bio-system wasn't linked to her, being in an alternate dimension and all), and they make a super mega cell phone call to the Doctor! The Doctor latches on and even though the TARDIS catches fire a little (it gets better), he finds his way to Earth!
Unfortunately, Harriet Jones (former Prime Minister) is found by the Daleks and sacrifices herself in a noble and dignified fashion. Good show, Harriet. Good show.
The Doctor latches on to the conference call and everyone is happy to see each other. Ianto checks out the Doctor, Donna picks the worst possible moment in history to start fancying Jack, but all of this "outer space Facebook" action is wrecked by a very familiar voice. The Doctor and Sarah Jane recognize... Davros! Back from the dead! ... Again!
The Doctor takes off, and everyone goes after him. The Daleks go on alert, Jack gets his wrist strap working again with a little help from Martha's UNIT knowledge and teleports away, Sarah Jane drives off leaving Luke with Mr. Smith, Martha is ordered by UNIT to blip out and activate something called the Osterhagen key, and Rose zaps after the TARDIS.
And Rose is the one that finds him first.
Rose and the Doctor see each other across a destroyed street.
Overjoyed, they run toward each other. Before they reach each other, a Dalek appears and zaps the Doctor. Jack appears and blows up the Dalek. Rose, Donna and Jack gather around the Doctor, but it is clear he is dying. They take him back to the TARDIS.
The Daleks are closing in on team Torchwood and Sarah Jane.
The Doctor begins to regenerate, bursting into flame.To. Be. Continued.
Tropes
- Significant Anagram "Osterhagen", as in the Osterhagen Key, is an anagram of "Earth's Gone".
- Possible Meaningful Name too: Osterhagen
is the name of a Nazi concentration camp 1944-1945 near the German city of the same name.
- There Is Another: There are always more Daleks.
- Time Is Dangerous: Dalek Caan is driven Laughing Mad by his accidental breach of the time-lock on the Time War.
- Took a Level in Badass: Gwen and Ianto taking on the Daleks with G36s.
- This entire episode goes out of its way to establish the position of ex-companion as a badass prestige class, even giving them a cool collective name as "The Children of Time."
- Understatement: "Well, now we're in trouble."
- Unflinching Walk: When a Dalek ship shoots out a building right behind her, Rose doesn't even blink.
- The War Room: UNIT's New York office.
- Weaksauce Weakness: Subverted. (MY VISION IS NOT IMPAIRED!) That's both of the Dalek's age-old weaknesses removed. No longer will they be stymied by a third-floor walk-up and a can of spray paint!
- There's actually more. Being pushed over was shown to be a Dalek-killer in the original series. The former is implied to have been solved in the episode "Dalek" (Rose touching the Dalek and surviving was
a freak coincidence because it wanted her to, dialogue suggest the first guy to do that got turned into a human torch).
- Wham Episode: Hoo boy. That was a Wham and a half.
- What Could Have Been: Originally when the Doctor first arrives at the Shadow Proclamation, the foyer was to be packed with aliens he'd encountered over the past few seasons, all trying to make a complaint about their missing homeworlds. The Doctor is annoyed when he has to stand in line with everyone else to fill out a form, only for Alonso from "Voyage of the Damned" to appear as a cop (having been inspired by the Doctor to help others and fight evil) and help smooth the process. The idea had to be dropped because it was too expensive, but it was likely the inspiration for the scene involving Alonso in a bar full of aliens in "The End of Time".