Recap: Buffy The Vampire Slayer S 3 E 13 The Zeppo

Set into despair by Cordelia's insults, Xander tries desperately to appear "cool." For this purpose, he borrows his uncle's Bel-Air. This triggers an odd series of events in which he ends up killing several zombies, stopping a bomb, and sleeping with Faith. At the end of the episode, he's gained a lot of self-confidence after staring down a psychopathic zombie.

In other news, yet another demon cult tries to open the Hellmouth, and the rest of the Scoobies narrowly prevent the apocalypse.

This episode contains examples of:

  • All Up to You: Xander is the only one available to save the school.
  • An Axe to Grind
    Zombie!Bob: Good for chopping.
  • Attack! Attack... Retreat! Retreat!: An axe-wielding Xander chases Zombie!Dickie down a corridor, only for them both to come tearing out again pursued by the Sisterhood of Jhe.
  • Anxiety Dreams
    Buffy: Do you remember the demon that almost got out the night I died?
    Willow: Every nightmare I have that doesn't revolve around academic failure or public nudity is about that thing. In fact, once I dreamt that it attacked me while I was late for a test and naked.
  • Barrier-Busting Blow: Xander relaxes after escaping a zombie, only for the head (one of them at least) of the Hellmouth demon to burst through the wall next to him.
  • Blood Magic: Jack cuts his palm to raise his zombie friends.
  • Breaking Speech: Cordelia does this to Xander and loves it. At the end of the episode Xander just smiles and walks off, having gained the required coolness to ignore her.
  • Buffy Speak: Buffy suggests Xander be "fray-adjacent."
  • Conflict Ball: Despite having risked his life to fight demons for over two years, Xander is arbitrarily kept out of events by Buffy who's worried he'll get hurt.
  • Cool Car: Xander tries to make himself cool by borrowing his uncle's light blue 1957 Chevrolet Bel Air convertible.
  • Counterpart Comparison: Xander is compared to Jimmy Olsen and Zeppo Marx.
  • A Day in the Limelight: Xander
  • Delicious Distraction: In the middle of preparing for the apocalypse, Giles gets miffed when Buffy eats all the jelly donuts.
  • Description Cut: Loads of them.
  • Dialogue Reversal: Xander's gambit at the end mirrors the "Who has less fear?" dialogue from his earlier confrontation with "Katie".
  • Dude, Where's My Reward?: Averted because Xander, having proved something to himself, doesn't feel the need to tell the other Scoobies about his adventures.
  • The End of the World as We Know It: The Sisterhood of Jhe wants to open the Hellmouth.
  • Establishing Character Moment: From the second Jack opens his mouth you want him dead. Thank you Oz.
    I'm feeling strangely full today.
  • Evil Smells Bad: Giles is seeking supernatural aid in a graveyard; Xander spots him and tries to join in the apocalypse-fighting to get away from new 'friend' Jack and his dead pal Bob.
    Giles: There's something different about this menace. In the air, I can feel it. The stench of death.
    Xander: Yeah, I think that's Bob.
  • Expository Hairstyle Change: The world as we know it is different when Buffy's hair is different. In this case, it means that she's not the protagonist of this story.
  • Failed Attempt at Drama
    • "He should have known that if you're gonna play with fire... (zombie runs away) I wasn't finished!"
    • Also Jack threatening vengeance on Xander, only to open a door and be killed by werewolf Oz.
  • Foreshadowing: A minor one: After Xander leaves the library pondering what Jack and pals are going to bomb, the very next shot is an exterior view of Sunnydale High.
  • Freud Was Right (In-Universe): Xander pulls up in his Cool Car.
    Buffy: Is this a penis metaphor?
  • Gay Moment: Xander is in a struggle with knife-wielding class psycho Jack — a policeman shows up and asks what's going on; Xander tells him "Nothing! Just blowing off steam. Two guys rasslin'...but not in a gay way!"
  • Geeky Turn-On: Cordelia is smirking over Xander's belief that his Cool Car will somehow make him cool when a hot blonde suddenly expresses an interest. Triumphant!Xander takes her for a ride, only to end up at the Bronze bored out of his skull listening to her rave on about engines — he's even happy to see Angel in the hope that Angel will call him away on some important Scooby business.
  • Glad-to-Be-Alive Sex: Xander rescues Faith from an apocalypse demon and she rescues him from any more praying mantis teachers by taking his virginity once they get back to her motel room.
  • Gory Discretion Shot / Sound-Only Death: Dickie is killed by the Sisterhood behind venetian blinds.
  • The Greatest Story Never Told: How Xander stopped a zombie gang from blowing up the school.
  • Hero of Another Story: What the rest of the Scooby Gang becomes. By seeing events from Xander's point-of-view, all the snippets of Buffy cliches and tropes that any Buffy fan could tell would make sense in context if the full story was ever told come across as hilariously random, nonsensical, and melodramatic.
  • Idiot Ball / Lowered Monster Difficulty: You’re on the ground and someone tries to drop a heavy soda machine on you, what do you do? You just stare at it until it crushes your head of course.
  • Improvised Weapon: Xander topples a soda machine on Zombie!Bob, though why he didn't just use the axe in his hand...
  • Incredibly Obvious Bomb / Magic Countdown: If you count the audible ticks, the bomb is being disarmed at -3rd second.
  • Initiation Ceremony: You just have to die.
  • Ironic Echo Cut
    Xander: Oh man, I'm out of my league. I gotta find Buffy. She'll know what to do.
    Buffy: (To Angel) I don't know what to do!
  • Jack Bauer Interrogation Technique: Xander grabs Zombie!Parker and drags him alongside his moving car until he reveals where the bomb is.
    Parker: It's in's in the boiler room!
    Xander: Alright. Now I'm gonna ask you this once, and you better pray you get the answer right.
    Parker: Okay, okay!
    Xander: How do I defuse... (Xander drives too close to a mailbox which knocks Parker's head off) I probably should've left out that whole middle part.
  • Knife Nut/I Call It "Vera": Jack has a very large Bowie knife he calls "Katie"
  • The Last Dance: Willy suggests Buffy and Angel get together as the world's going to end anyway, so what have they got to lose?
  • Last-Second Word Swap: Xander comes across Giles (making an unsuccessful attempt to commune with the spirits) in the graveyard. "We were just raising some err...some heck!"
  • Late to the Punchline: Xander finally gets round to looking at what the zombie gang looted from the hardware store — finding kerosene, electric wire and dynamite.
    Xander: Hey! They're not baking any cakes!
  • Let's Split Up, Gang: Jack's gang in the school.
  • The Load / What You Are in the Dark: Xander feels like a fifth wheel, and the entire episode is about how he proves to himself — not the Scooby Gang — that he isn't.
  • A Man Is Not a Virgin: Averted; Xander drops some big hints to Faith that he's never actually done it before. It doesn't stop her.
    Faith: Don't worry. (pulls off her own shirt) I'll steer you around the curves.
  • Meaningful Background Event: The whole episode comes across as this, with the apocalypse and Hellmouth opening serving as one for Xander's story. Or rather, Xander's story is the background event, but it's the one we see.
  • Melodrama: Spoofed when the usual romantic wangst of a distraught Buffy arguing with Angel who's determined to make a Heroic Sacrifice, with mutual Love Confessions and It's the Only Way and "Close Your Eyes" playing, is interrupted by Xander bursting in on them. After making a half-hearted attempt to bring up his own problems Xander leaves, and the romantic music commences again as Buffy and Angel start up exactly where they left off.
  • Mood Whiplash: Whenever the overly-dramatic events of The End of the World as We Know It cut to Xander's antics with the zombie gang, culminating when a battle with a shrieking Multiple Head Case Smash Cuts to Xander and Jack's quiet face-down over the Time Bomb.
  • My Girl Is a Slut: Xander runs down a demon Faith is fighting. They flee to her motel room and, frustrated over not being able to kill, she has Glad-to-Be-Alive Sex with Xander. Cue romantic music and snuggles under the bedsheets, then a Musicalis Interruptus Smash Cut to Faith booting Xander out the door now that she's finished making use of him.
  • Nightmare Fetishist:
    Buffy: What do we do with the trio (of dead demons) here? Should we burn them?
    Willow: I brought marshmallows. (off others' looks) Occasionally, I'm callous and strange.
  • Not Afraid to Die: How Xander wins the Time Bomb face-off; as Jack doesn't have time to fight his way past Xander and escape, he's forced to defuse the bomb.
  • Not Big Enough for the Two of Us: After Xander has successfully faced down Jack into defusing the bomb.
    Xander: I don't think I wanna be seeing you on campus anymore, Jack.
  • Noodle Incident: Angel almost died, Giles did the bravest thing Buffy had ever seen ("Stupidest," he corrects), and Willow saw the Hellmouth beast's "real" face.
  • Our Zombies Are Different: They're conscious after dying, for one thing. They still need some brains however...
  • Pre-Climax Climax: Willy points out that as the world is going to end, Buffy and Angel have nothing to lose by having sex. They're not amused by the suggestion.
    • Xander and Faith.
  • Previously On: The shortest one ever in the series, consisting only of Giles being told he's fired.
  • Raging Stiffie
    Faith: A fight like that and... no kill... I'm about ready to pop. (her hand reaches down for Xander's groin) You up for it?
    Xander: Oh, I'm up. I'm suddenly very up. It's just, um... (grins sheepishly) I've never been up with people before.
  • Rise from Your Grave
    "The blood of the earth shall restore him, and he shall rise!"
    (zombie sticks his head out of the earth) "Dude!"
  • Reset Button: No damages from the emerged hellmouth is shown in the next episodes.
  • Screams Like a Little Girl
    Xander: Who, at a crucial moment, distracted the lead demon by allowing her to pummel him about the head?
    Faith: Yeah. That was real manly how you shrieked and all.
  • Security Cling: Exploited when Xander helps Faith escape a demon — she's a little banged up, says "Hold me" to him, and as he goes to comfort her she positions his hands so she can snap back her dislocated shoulder.
  • Self-Deprecation: Desperate for coolness, Xander asks Oz if it is hard to play the guitar.
  • Self-Parody: Whedon is poking fun at his own work here.
  • Sexy Discretion Shot: Xander and Faith sex is shown reflected in her TV screen.
  • Shaped Like Itself
    Giles: Buffy, this is no laughing matter.
    Buffy: Hence my no laughing.
  • Staking the Loved One: Willow has to shoot Werewolf!Oz twice with Tranquilizer Darts because he's become uncontrollable due to the Hellmouth activity.
  • Strange Minds Think Alike: Xander makes a sarcastic remark about feeling like Jimmy Olsen to Giles. Later, Cordelia mocks him by saying that, with everyone he knows having superpowers, he must feel like...Jimmy Olsen. Xander starts lampshading this, but then cuts himself off with "Mind your own business!"
  • Suspiciously Specific Denial: Xander finds himself the wheelman outside the store the zombie gang are looting when Willow walks by.
    Willow: Xander, what are you doing here?
    Xander: Nothing! Certainly not crime.
  • Talking Is a Free Action: The time bomb takes longer than it should to count down.
    • Subverted in an earlier scene: Xander is grilling a zombie he's dragging along with his car for information concerning the bomb... only to drive past a mailbox and decapitate the guy before he learns how to disarm it.
      Xander: I probably should've left out that whole middle part.
  • Tempting Fate: Xander is faced with a ticking Time Bomb
    Xander: (breathing hard) Less than two minutes. Dumb guy. Little bomb. How hard can it be?
    (Jack jumps him from behind)
    Jack: And it just got harder.
    • Giles is preparing magic defenses against the expected Eldritch Abomination. "Who knows what's going to come up from beneath us." Cut to the bomb being prepared in the floor underneath.
  • Their First Time: As Xander puts it to Faith later on, "It was nice. It was great. It was kind of a blur."
  • Terse Talker
    Xander: What is it? How do you get it? Who doesn't have it, and who decides who doesn't have it? What is the essence of 'cool'?
    Oz: Not sure.
    Xander: I mean, you yourself, Oz, are considered more or less 'cool'. Why is that?
    Oz: Am I?
    Xander: Is it about the talking? You know, the-the way you tend to express yourself in short, non-committal phrases?
    Oz: Could be.
  • There Was a Door: Lampshaded when Xander is stopped by a locked door, the kind that Buffy kicks open as a Running Gag. "Where's a Slayer when you need one?"
  • To the Pain
    Jack: I'm gonna carve you up and serve you with gravy. You piss me off, boy. Now you pay the price. First the eyes, then the tongue. I'm gonna break every one of your fingers.
    Xander: (indicating Time Bomb) You gonna do all that in forty-nine seconds?
  • Two Lines, No Waiting / Trapped by Mountain Lions: Inverted with the B Plot becoming the focus.
  • The World Is Always Doomed: The Sisterhood of Jhe is just one more demon cult trying to open the Hellmouth.
  • You, Get Me Coffee: The apocalypse is coming, so Xander asks how he can help. Buffy sends him to get donuts.