Recap: Bottom Contest

Eddie has been out to to the dole office where the supervisor has cut his dole off because their savings are too high (11.80). He then spends 1.50 on a second hand copy of Parade and a bet on Miss World. Richie tries to fake his death to get a drink from him. Richie laments on why no one will have sex with him (again). Richie makes a slap up grill for 2 consisting of grilled lettuce, beans, green 'bacon' and 'elm' tea. Richie changes the channel which results in a fight and Eddie is thrown out.

The two make up and Eddie confesses to putting a 10.00 bet on Miss China who isn't very attractive. The competition results in a win for Miss America. Eddie destroys the TV in a fit of rage and then confesses to never putting a bet on, he instead spent the money on a slap up grill to avoid Richie's cooking.