The two have been caught filling their glasses from the drip tray at the bar and ran into Dodgy Bob Mcmayday who has sold them a holiday to Bridlington for £4000 which they must pay by christmas or die. Richie packs and goes off to try on his swimming trunks. Eddie pretends to call Cher and finds out that Richie has got his trunks on so tight you cant see them.
After getting them off Richie realises they will need to lose some weight. Richie tries to get liposuction using the hoover and gets his area trapped. Richie later makes a lifting machine out of bungie cord and the fridge, Eddie notices a photo of Desmond Linham in the nude sellotaped the bottom of the fridge. Because richie can't lift the fridge, Eddie makes a treadmill using a motorbike as a motor. Richie goes flying out of the window and chops off Eddie's legs for revenge.
Eddie goes off to the pub with the holiday money and comes back drunk. While Eddie is out cold Richie tries look at the photo of Desmond Linham. Eddie gets off the sofa resulting in Richie getting his head stuck. Eddie steals his ticket and gives it to a bird who has been hiding in the fridge.