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Radio: Car Talk
"Well, it's happened again - you've wasted another perfectly good hour listening to Car Talk".
Ray: "Don't drive like my brother." Car Talk
Tom: "And don't drive like my brother!"
(pronounced Caah Towok
) is a weekly radio broadcast about automotive repair on NPR
hosted by the wisecracking brothers Tom and Ray Magliozzi, also known as "Click and Clack, the Tappet Brothers". Listeners call in (actually, listeners call in and reach a 24-hour answering service where they are pre-screened, but the brothers don't hear the problems beforehand; the reason for it is that NPR stations don't all broadcast the show at the same time) and describe the problems with their vehicles. The brothers crack wise, make fun of themselves, each other, and the listener—especially when the caller tries to reproduce the weird sound the car has been making—and oftentimes come up with plausible answers and solutions for the caller to investigate.
The show also features funny or interesting letters from listeners, and a weekly brainteaser. Like Top Gear
, it has a following that goes beyond car nerds, people in need of car advice, or people who even own cars.
The show is the single most popular show produced by National Public Radio.
The brothers made a Cameo
in the Pixar
as Rusty and Dusty Rust-Eze. They also made an appearance on Arthur
versions of themselves. In June of 2012, the brothers announced that they would be retiring from Car Talk
in September, ending a thirty-five year run (and, indeed, they have). NPR has continued airing the show via reruns, as well as calls that weren't used in the show before, however. The Powers That Be
have said they won't run out of never-aired material for years.
Tom Magliozzi died of complications from Alzheimer's disease ("He really couldn't
remember last week's Puzzler after all" - Ray) in November 2014. As a result, the show will be run as The Best of Car Talk
- The Alleged Car: Both brothers have had their share of these, especially Tom's infamous Dodge Dart and his MG TD Roadster.
- Many of the people call in with ancient Alleged Cars; it wasn't unusual to hear a caller on a show in 2010 with a car from 1990. This makes the reruns less noticeable.
- One caller sounded like he had a really bad one ("It goes really rough for two and a half minutes, then goes smooth, then after six and a half minutes the engine dies" and that his odometer had millions of miles on it.). Turned out he was driving a space shuttle and was docked at the Mir space shuttle.
- Alter Kocker: One of the many Punny Names in the credits is "Al Takaka", Director of Elder Affairs.
- Amoral Attorney: The show's "law firm" of Dewey, Cheatem and Howe. Note that they actually have a sign for this in Harvard Square, much to the amusement of the residents. Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe does in fact exist and is in fact related to Car Talk—as the Magliozzi Brothers' production company.
- Animated Adaptation: Click & Clack's As the Wrench Turns, the celebrity toon in which the brothers played their own animated counterparts.
- Annoying Younger Sibling: According to Ray, Tom and their sister didn't even know he existed until he was about 5 years old.
- Author Existence Failure: Car Talk was discontinued partly due to Tom's Alzheimer's, which ultimately contributed to his death in 2014.
- Biting-the-Hand Humor: In The Stinger to each episode, and before every station break, the boys mention how much NPR staff members wince whenever they identify with the network. Though frankly, this might be an Inversion (after all, given their jokes about their low opinion of themselves, they're basically complimenting the rest of the network).
- Bunny-Ears Lawyer: Crazy as loons, but they're MIT graduates and experienced mechanics, and actually do know what they're talking about. Most of the time. To avoid harmful lawsuits, they advise their callers to consult professional licensed car mechanics before taking any of their (car-related) advice.
- Corpsing: Every. Single. Episode. Heck, it's rare for three minutes to go by without one or both of the brothers breaking up into snorting laughter.
- Dope Slap: The Trope Namer.
- Embarrassing Nickname: Producer Doug Berman has many, and we get to hear them during the credits.
- Hahvahd Yahd In My Cah: The boys have very strong Cambridge accents.
- The Hyena: The brother's laughs are especially distinct.
- Says Tom of his laughter: "My wife insists that if I had had a normal (i.e., abusive) childhood, I wouldn't be plagued with those continual bouts of raucous laughter."
- One caller claimed his flock of sheep were drawn to the sound of the boys' distinctive laughter.
- Instrumental Theme Tune: "Dawggy Mountain Breakdown", a bluegrass-style piece by mandolinist David Grisman.
- Its Pronounced Tro Pay: Inverted by Tom, who for a while pronounced Chevrolet Chev-ro-let (the last syllable rhyming with "bet"). He did however call his Dodge Dart the "Dartre".
- They also refer to the city of Detroit as "Day-twah" (though that is the actual French pronounciation).
- Long Runner: The show began airing locally on Boston's WBUR in 1977, and has run on NPR since 1987.
- Mad Libs Catch Phrase: "...and even though [somebody has an unpleasant reaction] whenever they hear us say it, this is NPR."
- "If you think you know the answer, write it on a postcard or on [some expensive item that's on their wish list] and send it to..."
- "And your answer here on 'Stump the Chumps' has not been influenced by our staff, the staff of NPR, or by the [extravagant bribe item] we sent you, correct?"
- From the credits:
- "Our technical, spiritual, and menu advisor, just back from the [extraordinarily long string of rhyming phrases, many of which are food-related] is John 'Bugsy' Lawler."
- "Our chief counsel from the law firm of Dewey, Cheetham, & Howe is Hugh Louis Dewey, known to [group of people] in Harvard Square as Huey Louie Dewey."
- Malicious Misnaming: When Martha Stewart was on the show (she's been on twice) they called her "Margaret."
- The Musical: A musical version is currently running in Boston (well, Cambridge) and there's talk of it going to Broadway. (No, seriously.)
- Once per Episode: Tom never remembers what last week's Puzzler was about, and Ray never knows when it's time for "Stump the Chumps". Also most of the Running Gags below.
- Overly Long Gag: Producer Doug Berman's string of nicknames, which doubles as an Overly Long Name, and the food-themed, rhyming-named event John "Bugsy" Lawler just got back from this week.
- Our Product Sucks: Part of the ongoing Self-Deprecation. Among other examples, at the end of the show they announce, "Well, it's happened again: you've wasted another perfectly good hour listening to Car Talk." And if you listen via podcast, you also get interstitials letting you know you can download and listen to classic ("and by 'classic,' we mean..." "...old.") episodes via their website. They then mention one of a number of reasons why you might want to do such a thing. ("For example, if you're a dentist and you want to remind your patients that there are worse things than a root canal.")
- Punny Name: The show credits. A subset of those is read at the end of the show every week, after the actual credits.
- Running Gag: Many, most occurring Once per Episode. Most memorably:
- A new joke about how embarrassed the staff of NPR, the listeners, and everybody else on earth supposedly are about the show being on NPR, delivered at the very end and before each station break.
- The "real" reason for those station breaks.
- Telling stories about Doug Berman in the show proper, sometimes explaining one of the nicknames.
- Ray occasionally reading off the call-in number in some weird way, like "eighty-eight, eighty-two, twenty-seven, eighty-two, fifty-five".
- Tom not remembering last week's Puzzler... again.
- The expensive item they recommend writing the Puzzler answer on, and the expensive item they pretend to have bribed their "Stump the Chumps" caller with.
- Ray not knowing it's time for "Stump the Chumps", and guessing it's time for some other, ridiculous thing instead.
- The credits, in which Ray reminds listeners that they've wasted another perfectly good hour listing to the show, rattles off most-to-all of Doug Berman's nicknames and the culinary adventures of John Lawler, then throws in a bunch of fake credits with Punny Names.
- Self-Deprecation: Half the humor on the show is of this variety. See above.
- Shout-Out: The show's studio in Cambridge is labeled on the outside as "Dewey, Cheetham, & Howe"
- Yet Another Christmas Carol: With Tom and Ray as the "Scroogiazi brothers," who took over NPR and turned it into a commercial outfit, to the chargrin of its veteran reporters and the fatally sincere Tiny Ira. Not to mention the supreme aggravation of the spirits, who quickly lock them in a belfry as punishment for their wisecracking. The stations air this special as part of their December fund drives.
- You Wanna Get Sued?: "As rantings about GM, Ford and Chrysler fill his headphones, Doug envisions yet more lawsuits arriving at the Car Talk Plaza fax machine."