Radio: Absolute Power

Charles and Martin in their element.

Alison: Surely one agency can’t possibly represent two people going for the same job. There must be rules about this sort of thing. Like, I don’t know, estate agents not acting for buyer and seller.
Charles: Not only can you represent the buyer and the seller, but you can steal all the light bulbs, pee in the sink and then go and live in the house after they’ve bought it. PR means never having to say you’re wrong.

Absolute Power, a BBC radio comedy about PR firm Prentiss McCabe, began as a Spin-Off of an adaptation of a comedy whodunnit. The radio series was subsequently adapted for television. The two main characters are Charles Prentiss (a man with no scruples whatsoever) and Martin McCabe (who has scruples, but is usually too lazy to apply them). In the radio series they were assisted by Sandy, a sensible young woman on a training scheme, and later by Clive, a total incompetent. Another recurring character is Archie, their regular government contact.

Stephen Fry and John Bird reprise their radio roles for the television series, which also gives Prentiss McCabe more staff, particularly the efficient but honest Alison and the natural-born liar James. In the radio series they mostly handle government work, but in the TV series they are more likely to be representing celebrities. Both series are nonetheless satires, one on politics, the other on the nature of celebrity.

The radio show lasted from 2000 to 2004, plus one special episode broadcast in 2006. A total of 22 episodes in four seasons. The television series lasted from November, 2003 to August, 2005. A total of 12 episodes in two seasons.

Not to be confused with the book by David Baldacci, which was made into a Clint Eastwood film, although both are based on Lord Acton's observation that "Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely." Charles Prentiss would probably add "And the problem with that is?"

Absolute Power contains examples of:

  • A Simple Plan
  • Anything That Moves: Jamie.
  • Bad Bad Acting: The obviously Welsh footballer Terry Pine saying on television "I'm English and I want to play for England."
  • Beautiful All Along: Tory MP Joanne Standing. It helps that she is played by Rebecca Front.
  • Bedmate Reveal: Alison with Jamie in the first episode of series two.
  • Belligerent Sexual Tension: Alison and Jamie.
  • Biting-the-Hand Humor: The radio episode "Radio 3" in particular.
    • And also the radio episode "The BBC", perhaps even more.
  • Black Comedy: Quite often. For example, Season 4 of the radio series opens with Clive insisting that his campaign to rekindle interest in an overweight supermodel by having her and her husband climb Mount Everest naked was a success. Charles points out all the things that went wrong with the plan, leading slowly to the revelation that the client died.
  • Bolivian Army Ending: Parodied at the end of series one of the television series.
  • Breakout Character Charles and Martin were Ensemble Darkhorses only tangentially attached to the George Cragge stories. The firing that lead to their own business - and series - happened in the last one.
  • Brand X: The UK's bestselling newspaper, a redtop famous for pictures of women's breasts, is called the Daily News.
  • Brilliant but Lazy: Martin doesn't feel he was put on this earth to earn a living, and was rather looking forward to Prentiss McCabe folding in bankruptcy because it would mean he could spend more time at his club. He's successful mostly through his association with Charles Prentiss's lust for money and shark-like killer instincts. Once he does decide to do something, however, there's apparently no stopping him. Charles puts in long hours and tries to make it look effortless, Martin lazes about for days on end but is able to come up with the perfect marketing solution at a stroke. And he did get a first at Cambridge.
    Martin: I decided to stop proving myself when I was eight. I came top in a spelling test, I thought "well, that's good for 70 or 80 years, I think I'll put my feet up."
  • Bumbling Sidekick: Clive.
  • Bunny-Ears Lawyer: Martin, a bit. He sometimes has very, very good ideas, which explains why Charles keeps him around.
  • Butt Monkey: Clive in the radio series, and Alison in the television version. The board with the firm's strategies often includes lines like "blame Alison" or "make Alison do it".
    • To a lesser extent in the radio series, Maurice, the apparently French waiter at Martin's club - constantly referred to as "Morris" and the subject of many a withering, unprovoked insult from Charles.
  • Catch Phrase: Catch word, primarily in the radio series. Charles, architect of many a cunning wheeze. It was all a wheeze. No one out-wheezes Prentiss McCabe.
    • Martin in the radio series often says he was going to do something "but then I decided I couldn't be arsed."
  • Celebrity Paradox: Most of the celebrities are made up, but real ones are referenced all the time.
  • The Chessmaster: Charles.
  • Cloud Cuckoo Lander/The Ditz: Clive in the radio series, Alison in the television adaptation.
  • Comically Missing the Point: Martin on the celebrity seen beating up his pregnant girlfriend in the car-park of Ikea: "What the hell was he doing at Ikea?!"
  • Consummate Liar: Charles; James.
  • Corrupt the Cutie: Alison in Series 1. It works - she stops having moral objections to things by Series 2.
  • Deadpan Snarker: Martin, whose opposition to Charles' unethical ideas is usually limited to sarcastic sniping.
  • Destructo-Nookie: Charles and Gayle spend a night in a hotel room and the firm is billed 2000 pounds for a new bed.
  • Eagleland: Of the second flavour. The ambassador in the television series. Also Martin's view of the United States, hence his deep-seated anti-American sentiment.
  • Dumbass Has a Point: In the television series, Charles uses Alison's ideas this way.
  • Even Evil Has Standards: "You. Cannot. Spin. The Holocaust!"
  • Expy: Charles Prentiss reminds one quite powerfully of a certain Sir Humphrey Appleby.
    • In-franchise example: Clive's radio characterization seems to have been transferred to Alison in the telly version.
  • Faux Affably Evil: Charles, usually with a Cheshire Cat Grin.
    • "At Prentiss McCabe we care deeply about the little people. Unless they get in our way, and then we hurt them."
  • Fish out of Water: Charles, in "US Presidential Campaign". He's long wanted to take Prentiss McCabe international, and finally gets his chance when he's recruited to spin for the Bush reelection campaign. Unfortunately for Charles, it seems his methods and ideas are "too crude and simplistic" for US politics.
    • (Radio Series) For all of Charles's A PR God Am I self-assurance, he's a bit hopeless everywhere but the Westminster village.
  • Flanderization In the radio series, Charles is a cynical, skillful schemer who isn't averse to occasional threats and blackmail, but glimpses of a softer, more romantic and idealistic side sometimes peek through. (For instance, he has some sympathies with social reformers.) In the TV version, he's absolutely diabolical and revels in it.
    • Martin's character goes through this between In the Red and Absolute Power. Martin is shown in the mother series to be a rather attentive, conscientious manager in the BBC hierarchy, though he doesn't share Charles's boundless, bloodthirsty ambition. By Absolute Power, he's quite possibly the laziest man in London.
    • Alison is much smarter in the earlier episodes. Charles says of her in the first episode, "Most of the young people here don't know their arse from their elbow. But at least with Alison you know she'll join The Royal Arse Society and get out a book on elbows from the library." By Series Two, he's referring to her as "the fifth form girl".
  • Friendship Moment: A small one between Martin and Charles in "Crash and Burn", but not at all sappy. More a celebration of magnificent bastardry.
    • A small moment from Charles, in the radio special: "I miss you, Martin."
      • And then he hangs up. "And that's all of that you'll be getting for the next twenty years."
    • The radio series proper ends on a cozy note. Charles has finally been given his chance in America, working on the Bush re-election campaign, while Martin stews in London. But they're reunited in the end:
    Charles: The Downing Street retainer?
    Martin: Ah... ah.
    Charles: The flurry of 'We want Gordon' press stories. They wouldn't have anything to do with you, would they? Only — and I mean this in the nicest possible way — you do, on occasion, go peculiar. I'm not impugning your sanity, stability, or taste in trousers, but you do, once in a while, go peculiar.
    Martin: I'm not denying it.
    Charles: They were you, weren't they?
    Martin: To some extent.
    Charles: And the Downing Street retainer?
    Martin: Is not actually being retained at the moment. Or ever again, in fact.
    Charles: Martin, why?
    Martin: Because! ...I don't know quite how to say this without being sick, but I thought if I went just a bit peculiar, Archie might, might feel impelled to call you back.
  • Functional Addict: Jamie. There are plenty of references to him being a drug user, though we never actually see him take any, and never seems to suffer any kind of problems from drug use. Presumably he's comically Immune to Drugs.
  • Funny Background Event: The wraparound blackboards in the meeting room where the circle sessions are held are covered in ridiculous brainstorming ideas.
  • The Ghost: Sir Harold Dickson in the radio series, who exists only as phone messages that Martin refuses to take because he hasn't done any work on the account.
  • Glad I Thought of It: Martin's ideas usually become Charles' ideas by the time the client hears them.
    • This was a bit different in the first series of the radio show. Normally Martin would say something that inadvertently became Charles' inspiration. Only during later series did Charles begin to deliberately take Martin's ideas.
  • Grammar Nazi: Charles, mostly. Martin as well, depending on how snarky he's feeling at any particular moment.
    • Charles has also demonstrated a tendency toward this in Latin.
    BBC 3 Director: Et tu, Brutus?
    Charles: Brute! Brute! It's vocative, for God's sake.
    • And he's quite merciless about Archie's poor French pronunciation. ("Try that accent in Paris, and you'll find whole new vistas of loneliness opening up...")
  • Heterosexual Life-Partners: Charles and Martin. They'll be spinning and scheming until death parts them. Well... Charles will. Martin will be comfortably along for the ride.
  • Humphrey: Charles.
  • The Illegible: Charles' handwriting, at least when Alison is reading it. (Perhaps Nick is better at understanding his handwriting because he's Charles' assistant?)
    Alison: (reading) Gone to The Connaught for a bit of a goat.
    Nick: (takes the note off her) A bit of a gloat.
    Alison: Exactly.
  • Jerk Ass: Jamie and Charles.
    • However, Jamie does get one somewhat redeeming moment in "The Nation's Favourite" of season 2, when it turns out that he convinced Joanna Lumley not to sign up with the firm because it would "rip out her soul" and gain her nothing.
  • Jerk Justifications: Charles proudly declares, "If there's one thing better than a first-class mind, it's being a first-class bastard."
  • Kavorka Man: James in the TV version.
  • Leaning on the Fourth Wall: Not often, but when John Bird corpses while Martin is speculating on the election of Iain Duncan-Smith as PM, it's Stephen Fry rather than Charles who asks him to repeat it: 'It's my birthday!"
  • Magnificent Bastard: Crisis management PR is essentially Xanatos Speed Chess, so there are a lot of them about. In-universe, Charles gets plenty of recognition as one.
  • Malicious Misnaming: In the radio series, Maurice the waiter, whose name Charles always pronounces "Morris".
  • Misery Lit: Theresa O'Leary's tedious and unreadable novel about child abuse in Ireland.
  • My Friends... and Zoidberg: Clive doesn't notice:
    Charles:Gentlemen. And Clive.
  • Mythology Gag: Martin's ex-wife is a crime novelist whose books are based on finding a profession everyone hates (plumbers, executives, medical receptionists) and then creating a Serial Killer who bumps them off. This was the format of the comedy whodunnits Charles and Martin first appeared in, with the victims being bank managers (In The Red), dentists (In The Chair) and journalists (In The End).
  • Nazi Nobleman: Prentiss McCabe find themselves representing a group of them in the fifth episode of the first television series. While Martin wants to back out immediately, Charles is excited about it, calling it "the ultimate PR challenge".
  • New Media Are Evil: Parodied. Charles objects to gossip websites, but not because they are spreading unsubstaniated rumours:
    Charles: This democratisation of gossip appals me. There was a time where only I knew where the bodies were buried! Now everybody seems to have a map to the graveyard.
  • Newscaster Cameo: Various BBC (and occasionally ITV) newscasters appear to interview or report on the Client of the Week.
  • The Nicknamer: Charles, who describes Alison and Jamie as "the fifth form girl and the spiv." He has also referred to Jamie as "my office boy", and Kat as "the servant".
  • No Celebrities Were Harmed: While some major clients will be fairly obvious expies of real people, the show frequently averts this for throwaway gags. Often only first names are used, so it's perfectly obvious who they're talking about but the lawyers have nothing to get upset about.
    • The radio series had the recently appointed bureaucracy-slashing BBC Director-General Reg Drake, an obvious reference to the then-DG Greg Dyke.
  • No Sense of Humor: Alison.
  • Obfuscating Stupidity: Martin. There's a lot more going on in his head than he lets on. He has a practiced vacant stare to lull people into a false sense of security. His slovenly appearance puts clients at ease (and sometimes actually builds confidence: clients figure any man willing to go around London looking like Martin does must be something special).
  • Oxbridge: Martin read Philosophy at Cambridge. And got a first, has he ever mentioned that he got a first?
  • Phrase Catcher: Martin, who is "brilliant, but fundamentally unsound."
  • Playing Sick: Marqueiro Hennell Disease (or indeed Marquierro-Hennell Disease, depending on whether Alison and Jamie's notes, or the BBC News broadcast, have the correct spelling.) Either way, it's an entirely imaginary disease.
  • Precision F-Strike: When the police arrive for Charles, he gives an uncharacteristically straightforward "Oh shit."
  • Professional Slacker: Martin, whose motive in any work seems to be to do less work.
  • Pungeon Masters: Charles and Martin's speech is liberally peppered with puns.
    Charles: Martin, do I detect a soupçon of ennui?
    Martin: A whole bowlful.
  • Really Gets Around: Jamie.
  • Right Behind Me: When Charles returns from prison, in the middle of Jamie's unflattering description of him.
  • Running Gag: In the radio series Charles would always meet Archie (his government contact) in a deserted location, such as the campaign headquarters for an unpopular politician.
    • In the first radio series, the Harold Dixon account. It's already lying fallow in Martin's pending tray in episode one, and escalates to a series of lawsuits by episode six. All off-camera.
      • When his unseen antics become too intolerable, Charles bankrupts Sir Harold and gets him arrested by the fraud squad. Because he can.
  • Seinfeldian Conversation: Charles and Martin have their own term for it: "irrelevant mental meandering". Martin is the only one who can shut Charles up when he gets on this tack, much to Archie's annoyance.
    • Martin likes to wend the conversation this way to take the piss out of Charles, usually when Charles is feeling very keen and uptight about some business opportunity. There's a particularly triumphant example in "Mayor of London", as Martin articulates his theory as to why there is pan-fried plaice on the menu, while the haddock is only fried...
  • Separated by a Common Language: A meta-example, demonstrating the perennial difficulties of writing dialogue even in other English dialects. The occasional characters from the United States speak in slightly off ways. One uses "nous", British slang, and another claims she spent time "reading" a subject at university and describes Al Gore as "standing" for election, phrases uncommon in mainstream American English. (It's possible that the latter studied in the UK, which would account for the trans-Atlantic phrasing. But it's never mentioned in the episode.)
  • Sequelitis: A particularly ghastly In-Universe example: "The Diary of Anne Frank Two". According to Jamie "it's sort of a sequel" being attended by "Mr Blair".
  • Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness: Martin and Charles, mixed with Sophisticated as Hell.
  • Sharp-Dressed Man: Charles and Martin try to go for this. Jamie is clearly striving for the young, cool version, although his look can also tip into Impossibly Tacky Clothes, especially in Series 2.
  • Sitcom Arch-Nemesis: Gayle Shand, Charles' ex and owner of a rival PR firm in the radio version.
  • Slipping a Mickey: Parodied - Alison slips a drug-using client a drug masking agent right before he is about to take a drug test.
  • Smoky Gentlemen's Club: Martin's club is a benign version of this trope. It's an ossified place full of old men snoring loudly under their newspapers, which is just how Martin likes it.
  • Sound to Screen Adaptation
  • Spanner in the Works: "Ah, Clive, industrial sabotage on legs."
  • Spoof Aesop: Charles, our Magnificent Bastard near-Villain Protagonist who without remorse lies, cheats, backstabs and blackmails, spends some time in prison in series two after having been found guilty in a perjury trial. When he returns, he tells the firm that he has learned his lesson. His new resolution, his new code of behavior to mend the error of his ways? "No more Mr. Nice Guy."
  • Springtime for Hitler: In the radio episode "Healthy Eating", Martin's friend Roger is a tax lawyer who opens a restaurant in Devon to lose money. Out of sheer mischief, Martin neglects to mention this to Charles, who surprisingly decides he wants to help (he thinks) a decent, honest man with a failing business. It's only after the wheeze is successful that he learns the truth.
    Charles: Let me get this straight. I've been slaving my guts out to get customers into this restaurant, and I've been wasting my time? You swine!
    Roger: You! You're responsible for these ghastly punters and peasants all over my tax dodge? You swine!
    Both: Martin!!
  • Tropaholics Anonymous: Charles' sardonic description of a circle session:
    Charles: What's this then? A meeting of Incompetents Anonymous?
  • Unfortunate Names: Reza Bin Laden.[note]Yes, he is in fact related to that other one.[/note]
  • Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist: Charles.
  • Waxing Lyrical: Frequently, usually cited as "a quotation from the classics."
    Charles: I didn't take you to dinner in Islington and say 'Look here, I ought to be the senior partner, but I'll buy you a squid ink risotto.'
    Martin: No no no, it was more a case of 'let's get together the two of us, over a glass of champagne'.
    Charles: Your command of popular culture always has done you credit.
  • What the Hell Is That Accent?: Angus Deyton attempts an Australian Accent, for no appreciable reason. The result is utterly bizarre.
  • Wicked Cultured: The nearly-villainous Charles Prentiss.
    Cat: (on lending Charles her flat) There's a corner shop to the right, and a great kebab place next door. There's also a good bus route into town...
    Charles: We've all died and gone to our own personal hell.
  • Woman Scorned: Gayle in the radio version, who's determined to see Prentiss McCabe fail because of her former relationship with Charles. (He left her when she told him she was married.)
    • Also a Subverted Trope in the case of Martin's ex-wife. She seems scorned, but she wasn't very bothered, and mostly wrote a very slanderous story based on him purely for the money.
  • Zany Scheme

Gentlemen... and Clive. A toast, to Prentiss McCabe.