Quotes / Zyxzy

Malts are proof God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Inconsequential theological debates were made by God so that men may have something harmless to debate about.

I started reading as a sperm. Too bad for you guys Sperm #4A888O didn't make it, he was a great writer.

What? He promised to turn me into a five-course meal! Last time I get an axe murderer on Craigslist...