Quotes / Zipperiffic

"I wish I had more zippers... so I could tell you to ZIP IT."
"More zippers, mule!"

Jon: Garfield, the more zippers a man has, the more macho he is. Take a gander at this outfit. It has six gajillion zippers! ...Now where did I put my keys?
Garfield: This could take months!

"Who put all these zippers on our uniforms? I've got more flies than Alice Springs!"
Captain Archer, Farce Contact, a Star Trek: Enterprise Parody Fic