Every victory is only the price of admission to a more difficult problem.
The goal of the game is to find three hidden pieces of a phone that E.T. needs to "Phone Home" with... Even if you find the pieces, it's Jack and Shit—and Jack left town. That's because you need to find the Phone Home zone also.
The abnormal area of the heart is frozen to prevent the arrhythmia from recurring and the team believes that they've solved her problem. However, we know better as it's only twenty minutes past the hour.
Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.
—The Wolf, Pulp Fiction
Now I just need to install this baby in the Trogdor machine, and we can end this episode early!
—Strong Bad, Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People
Well, everything really wrapped up nicely. [Looks at his watch] Ooh, much quicker than usual.
—Homer Simpson, "Homer and Apu"
Every time we move a yard ahead, Ryan goes and moves the goal line down to the other side of the field!
My extraterritorial rights are too powerful to let this game end!
There's all sorts of stories where you think you've beaten the final boss, but then it moves up to the next level!
—Haruna, Mahou Sensei Negima!
Can I just say…if you thought that this story was nearly over…it's barely even begun.
Crashing turns to quiet
and calm sweeps through the land
The battle's been decided,
but who had the upper hand?
But look! A hero rises from the smoke!
Our glory has been regained!
A cheer brews up among our army...
Now for truth, the battle is over,
And evil's reign is done.
Our hero stands triumphant...
No, no, wait, I was wrong!
He's up aGAAAAAIIIIIIN!
That's it, my dear friends and siblings. We won the war! Quickly, let's free the remaining Hoshidan soldiers and release the prisoners— *nearly shot in the face by a completely unhinged Takumi*
AAAAAAAGGGHHH! ODOR BLOCKER BODY WASH IS TOO POWERFUL TO LET THIS COMMERCIAL END! BLOCK! DUMMY KICK! EXPLOSIOOOONNN!!
— Terry Crews, The Man Your Man Could Smell Like