THANK YOU MARIO! BUT OUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE!
—Toad, Super Mario Bros.
"Now I just need to install this baby in the Trogdor machine, and we can end this episode early!"
—Strong Bad, Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People
"Well, everything really wrapped up nicely. [Looks at his watch] Ooh, much quicker than usual."
—Homer Simpson, "Homer and Apu"
"Every time we move a yard ahead, Ryan goes and moves the goal line down to the other side of the field!"
"The abnormal area of the heart is frozen to prevent the arrhythmia from recurring and the team believes that they've solved her problem. However, we know better as it's only twenty minutes past the hour."
"My extraterritorial rights are too powerful to let this game end!"
"There's all sorts of stories where you think you've beaten the final boss, but then it moves up to the next level!"
—Haruna, Mahou Sensei Negima!
"Can I just say…if you thought that this story was nearly over…it's barely even begun."