Quotes: Your Cheating Heart
'Lord, ain't it sad', said the woman across the hall
'That a nice boy like that falls in love
Hey, it's just too bad that he had to go and fall
For a girl who doesn't care for him at all'
No, I don't want to hear it anymore
I don't want to hear it anymore
'Cause the talk just never ends
And the heartache soon begins
Oh, they talk so loud
And the walls are much too thin
Every time I think about you
Heaven knows I fall into a groove
You're like a great interlude
Every time I think about your body my body says ooh ooh
Every time I think about you heaven needs a prayer
Cuz you're married and you've even got a family too
Pray that they don't hear you
Now let me see you dance on your tippy toe
Your cheatin' heart will make you weep,
You'll cry and cry and try to sleep.
But sleep won't come the whole night through,
Your cheatin' heart will tell on you.
Makes you wonder
Who's cheatin' who?
And who's being true?
And who don't even care anymore?
Makes you wonder
Who's doin' right
With someone tonight?
And whose car is parked next door?
Thou shalt commit adultery.
— The Seventh Commandment as misprinted
in the "wicked" Bible of 1631
The first man who can think up a good explanation how he can be in love with his wife and another woman is going to win that prize they're always giving out in Sweden!
...Buddy doesn't care what Powers is doing to his wife. Arranged for him to do what he's doing to her. Any more than she cares about what he's doing to Avril, which, of course, is what you were doing to Donna, till she turned around and did it to you.
Where there's a husband who won't, there's a neighbor who will!
— Redd Foxx, You Got to Wash Your Ass
So basically, Eddie Cibrian is a cheating slut who just canít stop being a cheating slut. LeAnnís ass probably knows this and she just looks the other way. When LeAnn walks in on Eddie with a mouthful of side snatch, she shrugs and then skips off to the kitchen
to make herself a laxative-tini. When LeAnn kisses Eddie hello and a curly, black pube ends up in her mouth, she pulls it out, shrugs and then skips off to her laptop to tweet about how heís the great love of her life
(after Twitter, of course
I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. It blurs your vision and screws with your brain. Before Eddie came along, LeAnn didnít seem that crazy to me. But then when she got herself some good dick, her brain turned inside/out and delusion became her best friend.
Letters to another woman! You told me forever.