Quotes: Your Approval Fills Me with Shame

"You know, applause from you makes me wanna shower."

"Cool dude, likes us, likes our show... too bad he's a fuckin' arsonist."
Penn Jillette on Rodney Coronado, Penn & Teller: Bullshit!

Ninth Doctor: If you want orders, follow this one. Kill yourself.
Dalek: The Daleks must survive!
Doctor: The Daleks have FAILED! Why don't you finish the job and make them extinct? Rid the universe of your filth! Why don't you just DIE?!
Dalek:...You would make a good Dalek.
Doctor Who, "Dalek"

"If you truly dislike censorship, and do not wish to see more self-censorship in the future, then you would be doing your part to behave in a way that doesnít make creators feel embarrassed to be defended by you."
Andrew Hussie, in response to some...defensive fans

I tell you, there is something very satisfying watching a 'good' boy do such bad things...

''I have no pride for you, who ruined everything my revolution was doing to stop the bourgeoisie!"
Vladimir Lenin, to Josef Stalin (the self-proclaimed "pride of Lenin"), Epic Rap Battles of History

"If it's true, it's terrifying. We're not really watchdogs, we're the kind of dogs that lick each other's balls."
Jon Stewart, on The Daily Show being called a respected news source and the watchdog of other news shows and channels.

Dorn: For most of your life you have walked in Selune's light. Now, you have embarked down a path of darkness. He sees great potential in you.
Rasaad: I wish I could say I found that flattering.
Baldur's Gate II: Enhanced Edition

"Pirate..."
Jack Sparrow to Elizabeth after she outmanoeuvres him.

Soliss: "Twenty years ago you'd have just wrestled him down. Now you're gloating over his mashed face! For the first time I am actually glad that you're a paladin."
Jors: "I'll bear that compliment with all the pride it merits, Dameh.''

Reporter: ...I can only thank God in Heaven there is at least one woman out there interested in justice. There is absolutely no doubt that US laws and constitution protect the guilty more than the innocent..."
Chuck: A tip: unless your goal is to make the hero question what they're doing, don't have their supporters defend them with things that are fucking stupid.

"Tom says it's okay!" (Beat) "That probably means it's not okay."