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South: Oh, come on, Wash... what are you gonna do, sh-
*BANG*
Washington: Yes. Good suggestion.

Thomas Calvert: You're not a killer.
Skitter: No... But I suppose, in a roundabout way, you made me into one.
Worm

Grace: What're you gonna do, Ranger Rick? Huh? You gonna shoot me?
Quaritch: I can do that. (He does.)
Avatar

Caesar: You don't want to shoot me, Vi.... I know you don't.
Violet: Caesar, you don't know shit. (Shoots him.)

I'm tired of playing games! You don't have what it takes to shoot me, and you know it!
Yu Narukami, Persona 4: The Animation

Hou-Ting: You wouldn't dare attack a queen!
Zaheer: Maybe I forgot to mention something to you. I don't believe in queens. (Starts suffocating her with his airbending) You think freedom is something that you can give or take on a whim. But to your people, freedom is just as essential as air. And without it, there is no life. (Stops bending) There is only...darkness.

Visser One: You won’t do it. You’re looking at your mother’s face. Her eyes. You can’t. You’re just a human, with all the usual human weaknesses.
Marco: You know what it says on the New Hampshire license plates? Access the memories. My mom knows. We talked about it. At the time we thought it was kind of corny. But then, the more we thought about it, it wasn’t corny at all. It was... inevitable.
Visser One: "Live free or die?"
Marco: "Live free or die." My mother walks out of here a free woman, or she dies.
Animorphs: Visser

Lori Quaid: Sweetheart, be reasonable. After all, we're married.
Douglas Quaid: (Shoots her in the head multiple times with a machine gun anyway) Consider that a divorce.

Elektra King: Renard... (to Bond) You wouldn't kill me. You'd miss me.
Renard: (via radio) Yes?
Elektra King: DIVE, BO—
James Bond: (shoots her dead) I never miss.

Sergo Ordzhonikidze: You bastard...you will kill us all! (seizes a pistol only for Stalin to grab his wrist)
Josef Stalin: Sergo, Sergo, no. You won't shoot Comrade Stalin. If you did the country will be in chaos, the fascists would invade; they would take the country and you, would go down in history as the man who betrayed Russia to the Germans. And the people...the people would tear you, your wife, and your children...everyone who bears the name of Ordzhonikidze...they would tear you to pieces, eat your heart, drink your blood. No, no, no; you won't shoot Comrade Stalin. No. I think...you will shoot yourself.

Schlatt: You're too much of a pussy to even shoot me with the bow, it'll kill me in one blow, but (mockingly) "Oh, no, I can't do it! I can't do it, I'm Quackity! I'm Quackity, I don't know what sex feels like–"
Quackity: (proceeds to shoot Schlatt with the bow, killing him in one blow) Fuck you. Fuck you. I'm out, I'm outta here. I'm fucking outta here, man. (walks off)

Mallory: Where's the camp radio station?
Lieutenant Muesel: I will not tell you. (Mallory pulls out a gun and puts it in his face) You wouldn't hesistate to kill me for any number of reasons, but not this one. In any event, I will not tell you. (Mallory puts the gun away, looking impressed)

Cowley: You betrayed my trust. Maybe that's not so important. But you also caused the death of one of my men...I can never forgive that. (As Derrington turns for the door, Cowley draws a revolver from his pocket) I think I'd like you to try and run, Peter...so I can shoot you in the guts!
Derrington: You wouldn't use that on me, George.
Cowley: Try me!
Bodie and Doyle: (appearing in the doorway) And then, try us.
The Professionals, "Everest Was Also Conquered"

Blackarachnia: I'll shoot you!
Silverbolt: No. My heart tells me you will not.
Blackarachnia: Oh, yeah?
(she shoots him in the kneecap)
Silverbolt: You... shot me!
Blackarachnia: No duh, dog boy! I'm evil! Now do you believe me?
Silverbolt: And yet... you ensured the wound would not be mortal. Your inner Maximal goodness-
Blackarachnia: Urrrgh! Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP!
Beast Wars, "The Agenda (Part 2)"

Brock: What are you gonna do, little man... woman? I know you know how to stab me in the back, but do you really have the balls to shoot me?
Hunter: ...Nope! But she does.
(Molotov stands up from her desk and shoots Brock)

The Boss: Where's your crew?
Maero: [sitting alone on a bench] Don't need one.
The Boss: You sure about that? [holds a gun to Maero's head] I could kill you right now.
Maero: [stands up, revealing how tall he is] No, you couldn’t.

"Ha, ha, ha... the conscience! That's the reason why you can't pull the trigger. You are merely a poor devil, full of those morals and scruples. You've got class. But you'll never make it, dragging that load. You're missing the most important thing, which allows a guy like me to get to the top... cold blood."
Ivo Statoc, Blacksad

Trevor: Don't move! Don't move or I'll shoot you, I swear to God!
Marcus: I know when someone has what it takes to pull the trigger just by looking in their eyes. And you don't have the guts, Ten-Three-Ninety Two.

Lucien: Oh, oh, fuckin' tough guy. You gonna shoot me for mouthing off?
Jimmy: I wasn't going to, but you kinda talked me into it. (shoots him)

"My good man, did you simply get carried away with your dramatic gesture, or are you pointing your weapon at me with lethal intention?"
Dr. Schultz, Django Unchained

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