Mard Geer: Mard Geer can... realize... what you wish...
Zeref: You can't.
Darkhell: I sometimes happen to give a second chance...
General: T-Thanks, master...
Darkhell: ...Never a third one. (let him fall to his death)
Red Skull: Evidently not.
Azog: I don't want excuses. I want the head of the Dwarf King!
Yazneg: We were outnumbered... there was nothing we could do. I barely escaped with my life.
Azog: Far better you had paid with it. (throws Yazneg to the wargs)
Dr. Mathias: Well, unfortunately, I forgot to bring a sword.
(The Operative produces one)
Dr. Mathias: ...I would put that down right now if I were you.
The Operative: Would you be killed in your sleep, like an ailing pet?
General Veers: My lord, the fleet has moved out of lightspeed. Comscan has detected an energy field protecting the sixth planet of the Hoth system. The field is strong enough to deflect any bombardment.
Vader: The rebels are alerted to our presence. Admiral Ozzel came out of lightspeed too close to the system.
Veers: H-he felt surprise was wiser-
Vader: He is as clumsy as he is stupid. General, prepare your troops for a surface attack.
Veers: Yes, my lord. (bows, and flees while Vader turns on a viewscreen)
Admiral Ozzel: (on screen) Lord Vader. The fleet has moved out of lightspeed and we're preparing to gkkt!
Vader: You have failed me for the last time, Admiral. Captain Piett?
Captain Piett: (trying not to look at his choking superior) Yes, my lord?
Vader: Make ready to land our troops beyond their energy field, and deploy the fleet so that nothing gets off the system. You are in command now, Admiral Piett.
Admiral Piett: Thank you, Lord Vader. (gulp)
Mention of the Emperor caused all three of the Chiliarchs to draw back a bit.
Spike: Well, hey, you're supposed to be so smart...you let me plan this thing. Okay, let's not quibble about who failed who-
Lord Zedd: QUIET! Those Power Rangers are nothing but mere infants. You were defeated by children! You dare call yourself an Empress of Evil? You are not fit to destroy a cockroach!
Goldar: I have always said that, my lord.
Jellica: But we've looked everywhere! Somebody else must've found them! There's no more time! Tonight the stars-
Grizzaka: I know what tonight is!
Dai Shi: (enters throne room alongside Camille) Go ahead. Destroy Jellica. That's always been your problem, Grizzaka. You destroy what you cannot have. I'm here to take back my throne before you destroy that, too.
Grizzaka: You DARE to lecture ME?! Your incompetence cost us the great Beast War!
Daemon: It is a poor shepherd who blames his flock, Apostle. This failure is yours and yours alone!
Eliphas: No! I will not go back to the Basilica of Torments again!
Daemon: Fear not, Apostle. The Basilica is reserved for those who may redeem themselves...
Eliphas: No... NO!
Daemon: You will have no such chance...
Zevran: Ah, poor, stupid Nuncio. The Crows do like that saying, but I am living proof it's a lie.
Necrotic Blade of Doom: HAHAHAHAHAH! YOU ARE VERY EAGER TO EMBRACE THE DARKNESS, DRAKATH!
Sepulchure: Prince Drakath, you are a FOOL!
Drakath: My... my lord?
Sepulchure: Our agreement was BOTH dragon Boxes! Black AND White! I only see the White Dragon Box before me.
Drakath: There were... complications... with the Black Dragon Box. If you would simply grant me to power I'm certain that I could...
Sepulchure: I think, perhaps, that you are still focusing too much on your energy taking on King Alteon's throne...
Drakath: My throne! The royal seat is mine by birthright!
Sepulchure: BE SILENT! As I have promised, bring me BOTH boxes and the power... and the throne... will be yours. Do not interrupt me... or return here without both dragon boxes... ever again. Do not fail me a second time, Prince Drakath.
Drakath: Yes... my lord.
Lord Crump: Look, I'm sorry. Seriously. We thought... We thought we had the guy cornered, but...
Grodus: Stop talking, Lord Crump. You just stand by until my next order. And, Lord Crump? Think of this as your last chance. Understand?
Lord Crump: Roger that.
Soundwave: Megatron, in his damaged state, Trypticon's alternate form will become permanent.
Megatron: All the better. Soundwave, initiate the Nemesis Protocol.
Darth Vader: The half who failed me.
Motti: Look, staff competence will never improve as long as you keep killing people for making mistakes. This Moon could have been running ten years ago if I'd been- (force choked!)
Vader: Hmm. Good point. I could just choke all of the incompetents half to death. Thank you ever so much. I'll send out a memo.
Darth Vader: I shall lead the pursuit. All ground personnel shall remain here to man our new base. Congratulations.
Snowtrooper: Oh, thank you, sir. What shall we call it?
Vader: "Orbital Bombardment Practice Range Omega".
Choten: Well, I guess that makes you a bit of a... liability. (summons a shark-like creature to eat him)
Shredder: Was a complete failure. I do not tolerate failure.
Stockman: Which is why you'd make a lousy scientist.
Tesler: I know you won't. (powers up gloves)