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YOU FOOL!
— Goku, in response to Freeza using the energy he gave him to try and kill him, Dragon Ball Z
"Hahahahahahaha... You are a fool... I am going to crush you and throw you into the wind!"
— Vegeta, Dragon Ball Z
"You utter fools! German science is ze finest in ze world!!"
— Rudolf Von Stroheim after Santana underestimates his German-made prosthetic arm, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency
Fanfic
"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!" cried Sapphia. "How dare you let yourself be outwitted by that walking dildo!"
"You truly are a fool!"
"Do you think I am a fool, you... fool?!"
— Dr Zarkendorf, Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space
Film
"So, you play your wits against mine. Me, who commanded armies hundreds of years before you were born. Fools!"
Indy: Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali... IN HELL!!! [begins whacking the rope bridge they're standing on with a machete]
Mola Ram: No! What are you doing?! You fool! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Mola Ram: No! What are you doing?! You fool! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
"Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity!"
— Gandalf the Grey, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Lor-Em: General Zod, for the crimes of murder and high treason, the Council has sentenced you and your fellow insurgents to 300 cycles of somatic reconditioning. Do you have any last words?
General Zod: You won't kill us yourself! You wouldn't sully your hands but you'll damn us to a black hole for eternity! [Spiteful Spit] Jor-El was right! You're a pack of fools! Every last one of you!
General Zod: You won't kill us yourself! You wouldn't sully your hands but you'll damn us to a black hole for eternity! [Spiteful Spit] Jor-El was right! You're a pack of fools! Every last one of you!
"Spider-Man! This is why only fools are heroes — because you never know when some lunatic will come along with a sadistic choice".
"YOU FOOL! I've been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Dooku!"'
— General Grievous, Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
Literature
"There are fools, sir," the General had snapped, "damn' fools, and you!"
— Blunted Lance by Max Hennessey
"Then you're a fool," Hawkfrost sneered. "And stupid too."
— Warrior Cats, Sunset
Live-Action TV
"You are a fool. We're all fools."
— Jenny Calender, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"FfffffooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL! You shall PAY for your incompetence!"
— Doctor Chaotica, Star Trek: Voyager, "Bride of Chaotica!"
"You fools! These are good biscuits and they cost four pounds!"
— Julius Nicholson, The Thick of It
Music
Myths and Religion
"But God said unto him, 'Thou fool!'"
Video Games
"Kyah! You fool! You were supposed to give me a lift! Oh, not there...Kyah♥"
—Mamonir to her octopus while in her Summer Splash attire, Brave Nine
Woods: [removes assassination target's hood to see that he just shot Alex Mason] ...Mason!!!
Noriega: Fool.
Woods: YOU BASTARD!!!
Noriega: Fool.
Woods: YOU BASTARD!!!
"Fool. Hurry along. I can do nothing more for you."
"One day got attacked by this fool wearin’ power armor."
— Marcus, Fallout 2
"Same team, fool!"
— Cole Train, Gears of War
"What kind of incompetent fool are you? FOOL! FOOL! FOOL! FOOL!"
— Ricardo Diaz, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
"Ignorant fool!"
"Ye who runs needlessly
Thou art a fool
Thou art a fool
Thou art a fool
Thou art a fool"
Thou art a fool
Thou art a fool
Thou art a fool
Thou art a fool"
— A monument, La-Mulana
"Fools! No matter how many of you there are, you're still just a bunch of waitresses. We can take you!"
"Ah, my friend - you've returned! We meet face-to-face. And the page, did you bring the page? ...You didn't bring the page. You didn't bring the page... WHAT KIND OF FOOL ARE YOU?! [Face Palm, sighs heavily] Did you not take my warning seriously? [sighs again] ...Welcome to D'ni. You and I will live here... forever."
— Atrus, Myst
"Wha...?! If you brand me, who graduated this academy's entry exams in first place, a fooly-fool, then by extension you brand your lower-ranking selves the fooliest of fools, you fool!"
—Yuni, Princess Connect! Re:Dive
"Oh, Ranis. You always have been a fool."
— Vanescula Drakan's Pre-Mortem One-Liner to her brother, Runescape
"Fool! Fear my power!"
— Cervantes de Leon, Soulcalibur II
"What fools you are to attack me!"
— Kerrigan, StarCraft II: Legacy of the Void
Alarak: I do not come as your enemy, dark templar. You must listen to me, Matriarch... Amon's trap has sprung. Your leader is in grave danger.
Vorazun: You think us fools?
Alarak: Yes. But that is irrelevant.
Vorazun: You think us fools?
Alarak: Yes. But that is irrelevant.
V.S.S.E.! You fools!
— Wild Dog, Time Crisis II
"Do NOT take me for a fool!"
— Emperor Karl Franz, Total War: Warhammer
"What is this foolishness?"
— Dark Elf Supreme Sorceress, Total War: Warhammer II
"Run, fools-fools!"
— Skaven Warlord, Total War: Warhammer II
"Fool-fool brings self to be eaten, yes? Wants to be lunch-meal?"
— Throt the Unclean, Total War: Warhammer II
"A foolish action suggested by a fool."
— Sigvald the Magnificent, Total War: Warhammer II
"You insignificant fool!"
— Malekith, Total War: Warhammer II
Visual Novels
Franziska: ... You're so foolish, you've even made me sound like a foolhardy fool...
Edgeworth: (We got your point about three "foolishes" back, Franziska...)
Edgeworth: (We got your point about three "foolishes" back, Franziska...)
Web Animation
"You foolish fools will never defeat me! You're far too busy being foolish!"
— O'Malley, Red vs. Blue
Webcomics
Genos: You will answer the question or you are going to be eliminated. Your choice.
Armored Gorilla: It is you who will be eliminated. You blithering fool.
Armored Gorilla: It is you who will be eliminated. You blithering fool.
Web Videos
"Hahahaha... You fool! I have SEVENTY ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!"
Spoony: Crap, he's standing in the door! Don't throw the gren-
(The grenade bounces off the suspect and lands in the middle of the SWAT team, blinding and deafening Spoony.)
Spoony: YOU FOOL!
(The grenade bounces off the suspect and lands in the middle of the SWAT team, blinding and deafening Spoony.)
Spoony: YOU FOOL!
— The Spoony Experiment, ''Let's Play SWAT 4!'
Western Animation
"What are you fools...Batman!"
— The Joker, Batman: The Animated Series, "The Last Laugh"
"You are a fool, Mockridge, to think you can get away with this."
"Watch where you're goin', ya foo'!"
"You fool! You foolish fool!"
— Al Gore, Futurama, "Anthology of Interest I"
"YOU FOOLS! YOU'VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!"
"Foolish samurai!"
— Aku, Samurai Jack
"You poor simple fools! Thinking you could defeat me! Me! The Mistress of All Evil!"
— Maleficent, Sleeping Beauty
Doctor Doom: Silence!
Screaming Mimi: Betcha he calls us fools.
Doctor Doom: I heard that, fools.
Screaming Mimi: Betcha he calls us fools.
Doctor Doom: I heard that, fools.
Real Life
"I pity the fool!"
— Mr. T
