Chaz: I'm a good actor! Remember our fourth grade play? I was the title role in Wind in the Willows!
Drew: Chaz, you were a tree.
Chaz: I was the willow!
"You'd think that someone whose job it was to sit on the stage and do nothing could just suck it up for one performance."
- Greg Heffley, Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Thus I, Wall, hath my role discharged so
And, being done, thus Wall away doth go.
- Tom Snout, A Midsummer Night's Dream