"Stupid deaths, stupid deaths, they're funny 'cos they're true. Stupid deaths, stupid deaths, hope next time it's not you!"
— Horrible Histories, "Death"
"This dimension cuts like a knife.
What a pitiful waste of a human life!
What the fuck just happened? (Happened)
Great now Iím stuck here on the ice!
And my coatís fucking gone (itís gone, itís gone, itís gone)
Skippy sank in lava, Corwin turned to slime,
They could both see what was coming but they couldn't pray in time.
Pinky fought a soldier ant that crawled out of his backpack
They were all in love with dyin', they were doing it in NetHack.
Bertha swung Mjollnir like a Valkyrie in the rain
Then she lost her mind in Sokoban; a flayer ate her brain.
They were all in love with dyin', usin' every keyboard function,
As they tried to find the Amulet, somewhere in the dungeon.