T-Rex: Guess what, mom? I got a job I don't want as a florist today, entirely by accident!
T-Rex's mom: How come this sort of stuff happens to you, T-Rex?
T-Rex: MOM It's because I am trying to live in CARTOONS.
[Sonic has just disposed of the Cacophonic Conch]
Eggman: Grrr... that was a mistake.
Sonic: Whatever! When is it a mistake to take your toys away?
Eggman: When it's the only thing keeping six angry Zeti from controlling my mechs, you moronic hedgehog!
"What's she thinking? She's supposed to get angry and say 'No way!'"
In their heads they think that they're the hero through and through
And not the schmuck who's gunned down in the middle of Act Two
So don't mention Montana or your grandmama at home
Or you'll just guarantee the happy hunting grounds you'll roam.
— Here's to the Heroes, Terence Chua of Khaosworks.org
"Acetic acid would conduct electricity better [than hydrochloric acid] because that would be a good reason to put it in the question."
— Tim's Chemistry Exam note
Booker T: Browski Boot? He just called it Woo Woo Woo!
Josh Matthews: No, he yells Woo Woo Woo before delivering the Browski Boot!
— Friday Night Smackdown
"There's only one creature capable of making a footprint that size." *Dramatic Pause* "The abominable snowman!"
— Lumpy, King Kong (2005)
Brock Samson: How many times do I have to tell you, YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
— Poker Night 2 teaser trailer.
"Life is not a song, sweetling. You'll learn that one day, to your sorrow."