Quotes / Worst. Whatever. Ever!

Comic Book Guy: Last night's Itchy & Scratchy was, without a doubt, the worst. Episode. Ever! Rest assured that I was on the internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.

Bart: Hey, I know it wasn't great, but what right do you have to complain?

Comic Book Guy: As a loyal viewer, I feel they owe me.

Bart: What? They've given you thousands of hours of entertainment for free! What could they possibly owe you? I mean, if anything, you owe them!

[Beat]

Comic Book Guy: Worst episode ever.

—The Simpsons, The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show

"Worst Zoo Ever!"

— Salem reviews the Shanghai Zoo in Army of Two

Wash: Caboose, toss that grenade!

[Caboose throws a spike grenade directly at the wall they're using as cover.]

Wash: That... was the worst throw ever. Of all time.

Caboose: Not my fault. Someone put a wall in my way.

— Red vs. Blue

"This is ridiculous. Worst birthday ever."

—Lightning, Final Fantasy XIII

WORST! RESCUE! EVER!

— The Tenth Doctor, Doctor Who, "The End Of Time"

"Worst. Chicken fight. Ever."

— Comic Book Guy, The Simpsons Guy

"Dimentio? Gimme a break! That's the lamest villain ever!"

— Bowser, Super Paper Mario

[In the Odd One Out round, the four choices are Sooty, Ken Livingstone, the "Kismot killer curry" and Tim Henman]

Ian Hislop: Is it... Sooty was always asking "What did you say?", Ken appears to be a bit deaf, Tim saying "Did you say 'come on Tim'?", and... that curry... makes you deaf.

[Beat]

Paul Merton: ...Well, that's the worst answer this programme's ever had!

— Have I Got News for You

"Grossest. Episode. Ever."

— Bowie, The Wheel of Vomit

"Worst. Stunt. Ever."

— Jestah, Batwheels

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