Quotes / Why Won't You Die?

"Damn you, Devlin! How are we supposed to martyr you if you won't stay dead?"
Luc Gaudin, The Saboteur

Creedy: [firing gun] Die! Die! WHY WON'T YOU DIE? [gun starts clicking] Why won't you die?
V: Beneath this mask is more than flesh; beneath this mask there is an idea, Mister Creedy — and ideas are bulletproof!

Raiden: Why won't you die!?
Senator Armstrong: NANOMACHINES, SON!!

Burn in the everlasting hellfire of creation! Be annihilated down to the very... last... scrap... of... D... N... A!
Anti-Spiral, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

Don't take the piss now, Boris.
Bullet Tooth Tony, Snatch.

You're still alive? You pathetic dregs can't even die properly.

I killed you, I know I killed you! Why won't you die?!
Kuwabara to Elder Toguro, YuYu Hakusho

Why are you alive? Why do you stand up to me every time I kill you?...How many times do I have to kill you until you're satisfied!?
Sir Crocodile, One Piece

Just die already!
Mission Vao, Knights of the Old Republic

"What in the universe are you doing still alive?! I thought I told you to die the last time you showed up!
Javi Onukala, Tyrian

"The Bat's stubborn refusal to expire... is driving us insane!"
Two-Face, Batman Forever, showing us how to say it in Narmglish.

"How many times do I have to kill you, boy?!"
Jafar, to Aladdin

"I'm indestructible, the whole universe knows that!"
The Master, Doctor Who, after turning up despite having been rendered Deader Than Dead last time... again.

"Why won't this stupid toy BREAK!?"

"Rule of thumb, Hassan: You can't kill the Messiah."

"Well, the Collectors killed you once, and all that did was piss you off. I can't imagine they'll stop you this time."
Garrus Vakarian, Mass Effect 2, to Commander Shepard

"Shepard, you have become an annoyance."

"Why doesn't he ever stay dead?!"

"Samurai, samurai. Why won't you DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE????!!!!"
Aku, Samurai Jack

Lina: Perish!
(She slices Seigram in half)
Seigram: No... not yet...
Lina: How the-!?
Seigram: I am... not... yet... destroyed...
Lina: Well, why the hell not!?
Slayers: The Sorcerer Of Atlas

"You won't forgive me? Like I give a damn! Shut up and die already!"

"How did you survive that? Can't you even die without being annoying?"

"Jin! Die already!"
Ragna while using Gauntlet Hades on Jin, BlazBlue

Kannuki-sensei: Why won't you die?!
Kouichi: Because I can't!

"How many times do I have to kill the same stinking panda!?"
Lord Shen, Kung Fu Panda 2

"WHAT?! Are you still alive? You are joking! You have GOT to be KIDDING me!"
Wheatley, Portal 2

Alpha: Why can't you be a good Agent and die?
K: You first.

"Pain in my ass... Why aren't you dead yet?! Seriously! I cut off your head!"

"I have mounted an epic campaign of leisure against the ravages of time, waiting for nature to do to my brother what my men could not. And yet here we are at the end. And he... won't... DIE!"
Blutarch Mann, Team Fortress 2 Loose Canon

How many times have you died? I'm actually gettin' impressed.
The Sniper, Team Fortress 2

Oh, please, just stay down!
The Spy when dominating The Sniper, Team Fortress 2

"Dammit! What do I have to do to make you die?!"
Vladimir Zakarov, John Woo Presents: Stranglehold, to Tequila Yuen

"Why are you still ALIVE?!?"
Mrs. Puff wanting SpongeBob dead in "Demolition Doofus"

Janus: Why can't you just be a good boy and die?
Bond: You first. (to Xenia) You, second.

"For fuck's sake, just die already!"
The Boss to Mr. Sunshine, Saints Row 2

"Fuck! Will you just die!"
Dutch trying to kill Roberta The Determinator Ninja Maid, Black Lagoon

"What the fuck is wrong with you, Max? Why don't you just DIE!? You hate life, you're miserable all the time, afraid to enjoy yourself even a little! Face it, you might as well be dead already. Do yourself a favor, give up!"
Vladimir Lem having a bad day, Max Payne 2

"Just die!"
True Assassin to Ben Tennyson, Fate/Stay Night: Ultimate Master

"Issac, is that you?! You are unbelievably hard to kill, you know that?"
Jacob Danik, Dead Space 3

"Your body surrenders, your heart succumbs, so why does your mind resist?!?"
Xehanort saying "die" as best they can under Disney standards, Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep

"Why don't you vanish?"
Xemnas, also saying "die" as best they can under Disney standards, Kingdom Hearts II

"You're seriously still here? Why won't you die? You're like a cockroach with horrible fashion sense!"
Zeena, Sonic Lost World

Deadpool: Eh, you know what, maybe you should just shoot me.
[Rorschach obliges]
Rorschach: ...You don't die, do you.
Deadpool: [cheerfully] Nope!

"You seem to have this nasty habit of surviving."
Kamal Khan to James Bond, Octopussy

"Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to."
Fang, Maximum Ride

"OK, how many times do I have to kill you? Ballpark figure."

"...even after that attack, you're still standing in my way...? Wow... you really ARE something special."
Asriel Dreemurr, God of Hyperdeath, Undertale.

Michael DeSanta, Grand Theft Auto V

"The Daleks have failed! Why don't you finish the job, and make the Daleks extinct?! Rid the universe of your filth! WHY DON'T YOU JUST DIE?!"

"I would like to categorize Ice Age as a zombie franchise, where no matter how many times you keep shooting at it, it always comes back and all you can do is shout out WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!"
— AniMat on the Ice Age franchise in his review of Ice Age 5: Collision Course

"Must I entreat the very specter of death to be rid of you!? I care not! I will wager all for your destruction!"
Diabolos, Final Fantasy XIV

How had he survived the stockades, the icy waters, and the knives I delivered so enthusiastically into his back?
The Ancestor on the Gibbering Prophet, Darkest Dungeon

"Do me a favor and stay dead."
Ethan Winters, Resident Evil 7: biohazard

Yan-Min: (at Azuki) "Are you some kind of monster? It's like there's nothing that can kill you, ne."
Maken-ki!, chapter 18