Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience.
All of your co-workers are fools. You must learn to pity and tolerate them.
The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job.
"And now that that's all done with, please enjoy this song from Lonestar, while I sit in my little cubicle, only being paid minimum wage to tell you ungrateful fools this stuff!"