Bart: Don't you work for that evil company?
Homer: Don't split hairs, boy. I may work for Burns, but I'm just an innocent Stormtrooper on the Death Star.
Bart: Even the innocent ones croaked when the Death Star exploded.
Boyle: (chuckles) Hey, my pleasure.
Perp: Your pleasure? This was a human being you just killed. Bill "Perp" had a family!
[after a beat, both Boyle and Diaz decide to shoot the Perp again]
And don't think
About the people you killed
Black Waltz No. 3: You fool! Do I look like some lowly black mage soldier?
Steiner: Even if they weren't your allies, what you did was reprehensible!
Black Waltz No. 3: Kwahahaha! Worry not about them: many more are being produced even now!
Player: A killer? It isn't as noble when you say it like that, is it? I have slaughtered thousands simply because someone told me it was for a just cause. But something you'll learn over time is, everyone thinks their cause is just. The Ministry of Purity feels their cause is just. Reiko may be evil, but the men and women she has tricked into obeying her are as much victims as the rest of Cantha.
David: Why does that exist, and why is he so totally okay with them dying? He even gives Lois a grin when she socks Ursa into it.
Chris: So yeah, Superman’s Murder Count stands at 2, with one accessory-to-murder from letting Lois punch Ursa into oblivion. We’ll be revisiting Superman’s Murder Count when he throws Kal Penn into space in a few months, so keep your notes handy!
David: The best part about that is that Krypton didn’t have a death penalty. Straight-up killing them is the ultimate “f* you, dad.”
Orc!Mom: My Grandma Beatrice taught me! I put some lemon juice in it! But the secret ingredient is love!
Orc!Dad: Aww! I love you! Merry Christmas!
Orc!Tim: And God bless us every one—
Avatar: (bursts in) AHA! THERE YOU ARE! (hacking sounds) YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME, CHAOTIC EVIL BUTT HOLE SPAWN! DON'T RUN! THE AVATAR SLAYS YOU IN THE INTEREST OF VALOUR AND JUSTAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!
*carnage and gore ensue as the cops finally retreat into the elevator*
Integra: Walter, be honest with me: what are we looking at in terms of collateral?
Walter: Well...*Alucard walks out of elevator filled with corpses* the Alucard amount.