"Y'know, for kids!"

"NOT INDICATED FOR CHILDREN OR THOSE OF A NERVOUS DISPOSITION."

"Bless the seventies and eighties. 'Our movie is PG! Bring the kids, we got titties and everything!'"

"What, do you people really think I'm intended for children? Like, the littlest tiniest babies? I don't think I'm cut out for that sort of sugarjob."

If for children you mistook
The rhymes and poems in this book,
We must at once apologize
And open up your blinkered eyes.
Please do not feel sad or lonely
When we warn: FOR ADULTS ONLY!

"Suicide, interpersonal strife, and curses from beyond the grave: what more could one want from a cute little talking animal comic?"

Iron Man: But between the two of us, my movie is more family friendly.

Batman: How is mine not family friendly?

Iron Man: Right... "Sorry, kids. I couldn't get in to see Kung Fu Panda. Let's go watch the clown with the M-16 opening fire on a school bus!"

Storyteller: "Rumpletweezer ran the dinky-tinky shop in the foot of the magic oak tree by the wobbly dum-dum bush in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives and..."
[Shocked, he begins flipping through the book]
Storyteller: "Discipline"... "naked"... "with a melon"??"

Customer: But it's about superheroes! How can a film about superheroes be unsuitable for kids?

Me: There is a scene where one of the heroes cuts a man's head in half with a meat cleaver.

Customer: What, are they thick or something? How could you put that in a kid's film?

I'm 12 years old and what is this?

RK_Striker_JK_5: I think I forgot how effed up Sailor Moon could really get...

ANT Pogo: Yeah. "Cute show for little girls about a sailor-suited pretty soldier of love and justice who in reality is a ditzy middle-schooler and OH GOD OH FUCK WHAT WAS THAT WHAT DID I JUST SEE OH GOD"

"Good little kids, don't watch."