Quotes / What Are Records?

"For those of you under the age of 21, it's basically a big CD, okay?"
Craig Shoemaker

"Yes, yes, yes! You sound like a broken mp3!"
Professor Farnsworth, Futurama

"We'll find the Bald Beaver the way our ancestors did! By using Google Maps."
Puff-Puff Humbert, Your Favorite Martian: The Series

"Chandler, this is a compact disc, this is how adults used to listen to music a long time ago...I know it's very inefficient..."
Chris Hardwick, Talking Dead

"An old tape machine is here." I cannot wait for all the small children that are going to watch this video and ask dad on the comments "what the heck is that?"

Jason: What are you doing?
Andy: Oh, I was cleaning out the closet and I came across a box of my old records.
Jason: What are they?
Andy: Well, let's see... The Beatles... Fleetwood Mac... Joni Mitchell... Here's an early Elton John...
Andy: (sigh)
Jason: I meant, What Are Records??
Andy: You know, I was about to say seeing these made me feel young again.
— A conversation between perenially ten-year-old Jason and his eternally 44-year-oldmother Andrea, Foxtrot


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