->'''Serling''': When have ''you'' ever been to a wedding?
->'''[[GenreSavvy Michelangelo]]''': ''Been'' to? Never. Seen on TV? All the time! Every series eventually does a wedding episode, dude.
-->-- ''[[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2003 TMNT: Back to the Sewer]]'', "Wedding Bells and Bytes"

->'''Gillian Foster''': I love weddings. Such a beautiful celebration of love and hope. Plus there's cake.
->'''Cal Lightman''': [[MyGirlIsNotASlut Bride's pretending she's a virgin]]. The groom's pretending he's found "The One". And the in-laws pretend they like each other. It's Christmas for liars.
-->-- ''Series/LieToMe'', "Love Always"

->''"I’ve … seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Drunken bridesmaids weeping on the shoulder of Orion. Centerpieces on fire, glittering in the darkness in the Main Ballroom at the Ramada Inn and Conference Center in White Plains. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears, in rain, on your wedding day. Time … to see if the bartenders have any champagne left over.”''
-->--'''''Blog/TheComicsCurmudgeon''''' ([[http://joshreads.com/?p=23625 parodying]] the "[[Film/BladeRunner Tears in the Rain]]" speech
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