Serling: When have you ever been to a wedding?
Michelangelo: Been to? Never. Seen on TV? All the time! Every series eventually does a wedding episode, dude.
— TMNT: Back to the Sewer, "Wedding Bells and Bytes"
Gillian Foster: I love weddings. Such a beautiful celebration of love and hope. Plus there's cake.
Cal Lightman: Bride's pretending she's a virgin. The groom's pretending he's found "The One". And the in-laws pretend they like each other. It's Christmas for liars.
— Lie to Me, "Love Always"