Serling: When have you ever been to a wedding?
to? Never. Seen on TV? All the time! Every series eventually does a wedding episode, dude.
Gillian Foster: I love weddings. Such a beautiful celebration of love and hope. Plus there's cake.
: Bride's pretending she's a virgin
. The groom's pretending he's found "The One". And the in-laws pretend they like each other. It's Christmas for liars.
"I’ve … seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Drunken bridesmaids weeping on the shoulder of Orion. Centerpieces on fire, glittering in the darkness in the Main Ballroom at the Ramada Inn and Conference Center in White Plains. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears, in rain, on your wedding day. Time … to see if the bartenders have any champagne left over.”