23rd Oct: It's time for the Second TV Tropes Halloween Avatar Contest! Details here
My uncle Kichik Khan was a peculiar man. He was manly and brave but held tight to his sword. Of all his weapons he trusted most in his sword. "Six-flanged mace, flail, hatchet, and battle-axe work in one place when they strike" he would say, "But when a sword hits the mark it works from head to foot."
(after switching weapons)
Michelangelo: Excuse me! I’m the sword guy. I make the decisions here.!