Quotes: Weaksauce Weakness

To be fair, Supermanís had like 30 years of soaking up the sun to charge him up, and Nuclear Manís only been around for five minutes. But at the same time, it does kind of seem like a pretty awful move to kick off a master plan that can be foiled by Venetian blinds.

You meet someone called the Dragon Sage, who is literally a dragon that's going to help you. She'll tell you that there's a another dragon up ahead, and he's "a terrible bastard" and he keeps children hostage. But she tells you the one way to beat him: He's absurdly weak again magic missiles. Weak against magic missiles? That puts this dragon in the front-running for THE MOST PUSSY DRAGON OF ALL TIME.
Noah Antwiler plays Advanced Dungeons & Dragons: Dragons of Flame

We learn a bit more on how the mecha work through Shinji's training sessions. All I can say is... Extension cords? This huge battling 'bot can be transported all throughout the cityscape but can be defeated by a careless cat on Christmas Eve?

At first glance, Green Lantern seems like the only Superfriend who's up to Superman levels of power. He can make anything he wants just by thinking about it, plus he has a snazzy outfit. But then there's his weakness: yellow. A primary color, for God's sake! 'Big Bird! You have defeated me once again!' 'Lemon-scented dishwashing liquid! Lo! I am foiled!' 'Marshmallow peeps! Nooooooooooo!'
Lore Sjoberg, The Book of Ratings, "More Superfriends"

Make no mistake: I have a $70,000 sliver of a radioactive meteor to stop the one from Metropolis. With you, all I need is a penny for a book of matches.

Aah! Teddy bears thrown at me! My one weakness!
Sigma, Mega Man X: the Maverick Breakdown

I used to make fun of Green Lantern for being vulnerable to the colour yellow! Then I choked on my orange juice one morning and nearly suffocated.

But for every very mild super power, there's a very mild super weakness too: I get nauseous 'round the smell of bins, I'm afraid of certain shop mannequins, I hate the cheese that's individually sliced and vacuum-wrapped in plastic, I can never tell when people are being sarcastic
David O'Doherty, Very Mild Superpowers

You're one of those, right? Can't stand sunlight or odorous vegetables, or silver things. You know, the masters of the night with tons of weaknesses for some reason...
Marisa Kirisame, Embodiment Of Scarlet Devil.

I'm a vampire, nothing can hurt me! Well, except for stakes... and daylight... and holy water... and garlic... oh, hey, whoa! There are a lot of things that can hurt me!
Orson, Scary Godmother: The Revenge of Jimmy

Susan: Now... you won't be coming around here again, will you? Otherwise it's the blanket next time.
Boogeyman: No!
Susan: I mean it. We'll put your head under the blanket.
Boogeyman: No!
Susan: It's got fluffy bunnies on it.
Boogeyman: No!

Rory: It doesn't do wood? That's rubbish!
Doctor: Oi! Don't diss the sonic!
Doctor Who, "The Hungry Earth"

Raj: I like Green Lantern, I'm just saying it's pretty lame that he can be defeated by the color yellow.
Sheldon: Only the modern Green Lantern is vulnerable to yellow.
Leonard: Golden Age Green Lantern was vulnerable to wood.
Raj: Great. So I can take them both out with a number 2 pencil?