"That whole pathetic, no self-esteem thing you have going on right now, I'm really vibing that. That's why I sleep with fat guys."
— Denise, Scrubs
Soren: No matter if you're good, or bad, or how well you shook paws or *sniff* played fetch.
Katie: Is it awful that I'm, like, totally turned on right now?
Katie: Is it awful that I'm, like, totally turned on right now?
Grem: Something's wrong with Fox. I have to get back over there.
K'Seliss: That's not a battle cry, that's a whiny, overreaction cry. You're a moron.
Grem: I'm a moron because I want to help Fox?!
K'Seliss: That's EXACTLY why you're a moron. You're a protector, I get it, but so is Fox. She doesn't want a male to protect her, she wants a male that SHE can protect.
K'Seliss: That's not a battle cry, that's a whiny, overreaction cry. You're a moron.
Grem: I'm a moron because I want to help Fox?!
K'Seliss: That's EXACTLY why you're a moron. You're a protector, I get it, but so is Fox. She doesn't want a male to protect her, she wants a male that SHE can protect.
Yuuji: Let's see... what part of me did you fall in love with?
Amane: Hmm... let's see... the way you seem sort of hopeless, I guess? "If I'm not around, how is this guy gonna keep himself alive?" and all that. I'm kind of a sucker for that kind of man, it seems.
Amane: Hmm... let's see... the way you seem sort of hopeless, I guess? "If I'm not around, how is this guy gonna keep himself alive?" and all that. I'm kind of a sucker for that kind of man, it seems.
"Look! It's Hanabusa! He's so dreamy—but have you heard what everyone's saying about him?"
"That he's faint of heart and feels sick when he gets nervous? Yeah."
"Hee hee. Isn't that cute? It makes me want to, like, protect him from the evils of the world!"
You know, I actually think its pretty hot when guys show a little weakness. Its all about the gap. The gap! It hits me right in the heart when a man who's usually so put together accidentally lets his weak side slip!
— Unnamed nurse to Shirogane, Kaguya-sama: Love Is War chapter 147
"I will never stop finding it funny how there's single straight dudes on Reddit who are like, 'Women want nothing less than a man who's 6 foot tall with a sixpack and 3 doctorates from an Ivy League university who will be able to provide for a family of 6 with a single income' and there's straight single women on tumblr who are like, 'hnnngh love me a guy who looks like he's only alive because the 3 different causes of whoy he should already be dead somehow managed to cancel each other out'"
— Tumblr post by user homunculus-argument
