Michael: Most people think distracting a group of guys is best done by a beautiful woman. The problem with beautiful women is people want them to stick around; which can cause a lot of problems. Obnoxious guys, they just want to get rid of.
Kiki: Look at me look at me look at me!
* the heroes sneak past the guards*
Kiki: *points* Look, a distracting thing!
* guards turn to look, Kiki sneaks off. Guards turn back to see an empty corridor, look at each other and shrug*
The Doctor: Need a proper look. Got to draw its fire. Give it a target.
The Doctor: You know how sometimes I have really brilliant ideas?
The Doctor: Sorry. [Leaps out of cover] LOOK AT ME! I'M A TARGET!
Doctor Who, "The Pandorica Opens"
Ian: He can't get both of us! I'll distract him, you run for the bridge!
Katie: He'll get you!
Ian: You got a better idea?!
Katie: Yeah — I'll distract him! (runs off)
Are You Afraid of the Dark??, "The Tale of the Midnight Ride"
"Dr. Insano, I'm curious, what does any of (the plothole) have to do with Ma-Ti and Spoony? And please, give us the explanation that'll make you talk the longest." (snaps finger as everyone behind them loot Dr. Insano's lab)
Apple Bloom: We need to think of a distraction.
Scootaloo: Hey everyone, look at Scootaloo dance!
Apple Bloom: We need to think of a distraction that doesn't draw attention to us!
Aurora: OH MY GAWD THEY'RE GOING TO GRIND US INTO RAINBOWS! [Beat] EVERYBODY PANIC!
Simba: You guys have to create a diversion.