Quotes / We All Live in America

Tourist 1: There were no English channels on the TV. I ended up watching the basketball game, but because there wasnít an English commentary I listened to my mp3 player to drown out the horrible sound of the Chinese commentary. And you really should tell them to get some English newspapers in their hotels if they want people to stay here!
Tourist 2: Youíre in China. Of course things are in their language. If you want to read the newspaper, get a Chinese to English dictionary.
Tourist 1: Why would I want to read Chinese?!

Customer: Why are all the road signs in f***ing Spanish? Arenít you all supposed to be speaking English? If you're going to live here, speak English!
Car Rental Customer Service: We are in Spain, sir. Spanish is our official language.