Quotes / Wasteful Wishing

227. My last wish cannot be "I wish we were playing another game."
257. I cannot wish nobody else gets wishes.
568. My first wish cannot be "I wish you grant all my wishes to the spirit and letter of the wish."
569. All 3 of my wishes cannot involve Alpacas.
653. Cannot wish for the party to have common sense. Even the wish spell has its limits.
744. My second wish can't be for a new, more open minded genie to grant my remaining wishes.
745. Can't wish I was the GM.
981. My last wish cannot be for Ragnarok.
1130. I cannot wish we were playing the previous edition of the game.
1153. I can't wish to change my vote on what module we're playing.
1242. I can't wish that somebody competent wrote this module.
1502. My first wish can't be to invalidate the previous character's last wish.
1516. I will not wish we were still playing Torg.
1553. I can't wish my girlfriend was hot like you.
1658. The words "Rock Opera" will not appear in any of my wishes.

Mud Eel: Now you may each receive your wish for real. But be warned: There are no do-overs!
Finn: Okay. So you guys should wish to get your buddies back, right?
Hot Dog Knight 1: I wish for a box!
(A box appears.)
Hot Dog Knight 1: Sweet!
Hot Dog Knight 2: I wish to blow up! I mean, like, get big.
(Hot Dog Knight 2 explodes.)
Finn: Wow, you guys are really stupid.
Adventure Time, "The Limit"

"Just one more ball. Then at last, my dream to be tall as a mountain will come true!"
Commander Red, Dragon Ball

Patrick: Wishes? I wish we had known that earlier!
(clock goes backwards one minute.)
Flying Dutchman: Okay, you got two wishes left.
SpongeBob SquarePants, "Shanghaied"

Calvin: If you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?
Hobbes: ...hmm...
Calvin: Anything at all! Whatever you want!
Hobbes: A sandwich.
Calvin: A SANDWICH?!? WHAT KIND OF A STUPID WISH IS THAT?! Talk about a failure of imagination!
Calvin: I'D ask for a trillion billion dollars, my own space shuttle and a private continent!
Hobbes (eating a sandwich): I got MY wish.