->''"Okay, now I'll teach you to walk on water."\\
"Like Jesus?"\\
"Yes Naruto, like Jesus."\\
"Wait a minute. Does that mean Jesus was a ninja?"\\
"Yes Naruto, [[KungFuJesus Jesus was]] [[BeethovenWasAnAlienSpy a ninja!]]"\\
"Really?"\\
"No, not really!"''
-->-- ''{{Naruto The Abridged Series}}''

->"''Never seen a girl in blue spandex walk on water?''"
-->-- '''Tori''', ''Series/PowerRangersNinjaStorm''

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