Quotes / Walk on Water

"Okay, now I'll teach you to walk on water."
"Like Jesus?"
"Yes Naruto, like Jesus."
"Wait a minute. Does that mean Jesus was a ninja?"
"Yes Naruto, Jesus was a ninja!"
"Really?"
"No, not really!"

"Never seen a girl in blue spandex walk on water?"


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