Quotes: Waif-Fu

Parley: Here, why don't you an' Jones spar? You know, to show Carver!
James Eglamore: Ah come on. That wouldn't be fair.
Antimony Carver: Because she is a woman?
James Eglamore: Haha! No, because indoors, and at close range, Jones would flatten me.

"The layman may be under the impression that the laws of physics would make this impossible, but as top medical scientists have agreed as recently as 1453, little girls are actually made of an alloy comprised of sugar, spice, and high-tensile littlegirlium, a substance capable of storing and unleashing incredible amounts of kinetic energy."
Chris Sims (on the "realism" in Kick-Ass)

"Mulder's dreams say a lot about his psyche — kinky nurses fulfilling his every whim, losing his arms because he feels trapped and being saved by a kung-fu fighting Scully who knocks them out with a kick to the head!... Watching her fight like Emma Peel is so cool I think I might have turned straight for just a second."
Doc Oho (on The X-Files, "Kill Switch")

I think it only fair to warn you that I have studied jiujitsu. You may be big, but I'm small!

"Remember child, this is not the dance of the Westeros we are learning. The knights dance... Hacking! And hammering! This is the Braavos dance, the water dance. It is swift...and sudden."
— Syrio Forel training Arya Stark, Game of Thrones