"Oh, I'm not saying that alcohol is perfect. It has caused its share of problems. Russia is only one example."
— Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead
"I drink to prepare for a fight. Tonight, I am VERY prepared!"
— Soda Popinski, Punch-Out!!
"Badass Russians only have three emotions: revenge, depression, and vodka."
— Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Alpha
Commander Donnelly: Since I figure cops are cops the world over, how do you Soviets deal with all the tension and stress?
Ivan Danko: Vodka.
— Red Heat
"The Yamato is loaded... and so am I!"
—'The (Russian-accented) Terran Battlecruiser captain in StarCraft II''
Bart Simpson: So you're from Russia, huh?
Russian IOC representative: (proud) Da!
Bart Simpson: You drunk yet?
Russian IOC representative: (ashamed) Da...
— "The Old Man and the C-Student", The Simpsons