Quotes: Vodka Drunkenski

"Oh, I'm not saying that alcohol is perfect. It has caused its share of problems. Russia is only one example."
Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead

"I drink to prepare for a fight. Tonight, I am VERY prepared!"
Soda Popinski, Punch Out

"Badass Russians only have three emotions: revenge, depression, and vodka."
Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Alpha

Commander Donnelly: Since I figure cops are cops the world over, how do you Soviets deal with all the tension and stress?
Ivan Danko: Vodka.


"The Yamato is loaded... and so am I!"
'The (Russian-accented) Terran Battlecruiser captain in StarCraft II''

Bart Simpson: So you're from Russia, huh?
Russian IOC representative: (proud) Da!
Bart Simpson: You drunk yet?
Russian IOC representative: (ashamed) Da...
— "The Old Man and the C-Student", The Simpsons