Scary German Guy: Are you absolutely sure that she is a...
Patrick: You're not a virgin, are you?
[Patrick's sister shakes her head sadly]
Patrick: No? What do you mean, no?!
Patrick's sister: Well, Steve...but, but he doesn't count!
Patrick: Doesn't count?!
Unicorns aren't Mythical. Virgins are.
— Button at a Sci-Fi Convention.
Seriff: We need a virgin.
Debbie: An unsoiled maiden? You got to be kidding, man . . . I've been a cheerleader for three years!
— Satan's Cheerleaders
Imp: Have you tried adding virgin's blood?
Wizard: What benefit would that provide?
Imp: No idea, but I've found virgin's blood is like spice: You can't go wrong adding a little of it here and there.
No Ultimate Incantation that requires sacrifice of a Virgin is worth the trouble of a) securing such a rarity and b) relying on a quality that is so easily cured by an amorous Hero or Heroine in less than a minute of stolen time.
— Evil Empress Guide